Pucked Off (Pucked #5)(60)

“She was wearing my T-shirt.”

“She was acting slutty. It’s okay. I mean, I had crazy sex with Alex the first night I met him, and that’s a pretty slutty thing to do, even though in general I’m not a slutty person. I had a slutty moment. He’s so hot. He was hard to resist. I’d also had a lot of beer.” She waves her hand in the air, like maybe she realizes she’s pulling one of her overshares. “I’m just saying I can’t judge her for being in a T-shirt and looking like a slut; although I can say that stupid dickface drawing caused a lot of tension between Alex and me for a while. So thanks a lot.”

“That was a year ago.”

“And I still remember not getting any for several days.”

“Sorry.” I’m not sure what else to say. I didn’t know Violet all that well at the time.

“It’s fine. I’m over it now that you’ve apologized, even if it’s insincere.”

“I’m not being insincere.”

“Whatever. Okay. So back to this girl’s slutty friend who you didn’t sleep with.” She motions for me to continue.

I try to explain again, as best I can without providing too many details, but it’s not easy. And when I recount the events out loud, to another female, it makes it sound a lot worse.

“Wait a second, you don’t even remember seeing her the next morning?”

“I was preoccupied. Tash was there, and she was pissed off.”

Violet slaps the counter. “Hold the fucking salami. Tash came over? While you had hockey hookers in the house?”

“It was before anything happened between us.”

Violet assesses me, maybe trying to decide if she believes me or not.

I raise my hands in the air. “Seriously. I’m telling you the truth. It was after that when things started to get…whatever they got. But that’s irrelevant anyway, ’cause this has nothing to do with Tash.”

Violet rubs her temples. “You need to take it from the top again. This is like a hockey-style soap opera.”

When I’m finished explaining the whole thing from beginning to end, with a couple extra rewinds thrown in for clarification, Violet closes her eyes for a moment.

“So tell me if I’ve got this. You were this girl’s first kiss back when she was fourteen, or however old she was, and then you didn’t see her until a decade later. But you don’t remember meeting her again, because you were wasted and you almost hooked up with her friend, but you didn’t. Then fast forward another year later and she ends up being your massage therapist, and you still had no idea who she was until recently, and she’s agreed to go out with you?”

“Yeah. Pretty much.”

“Wow. So that’s either the most romantic thing ever, or the most twisted. Are you sure she’s not some kind of weird stalker?”

“She didn’t come looking for me; I just happened to find her.”

“Then it’s totally romantic; it’s like fate keeps throwing you together! Except the part where you don’t remember her being at your house and almost sleeping with her friend. That’s not romantic at all.”

“No. Not really.”

“Can I ask you something?”

Based on the look on her face, I’m probably not going to want to answer.

“Does she know about your…” She makes a bunch of random gestures.

“My what?”

She flails some more. “About your sexual…habits?”

“Habits?”

“Jesus, Lance, I’m trying to diplomatic, and you know how hard that is for me. You were a Mathlete. You’re not an idiot. Use your brain! Does she know about your reputation with the hockey hookers?”

“Doesn’t everyone?”

“But does she believe them?”

“I don’t know. You believed the rumors about Waters when you first started dating him.”

“Yeah, but he perpetuated them all the time, so of course I believed them. It was only when they became an actual issue that he started defending himself. I know people blow things out of proportion, Lance, but in your case—”

She has a point, even though I don’t want her to. “Not all of it is true, but that’s not something I’m going to have to talk about.”

“Not on the first date, no.”

I run my hands over my thighs. “But you think I will eventually?”

She blows out a breath. “Forget I mentioned it for now. Let’s focus on getting you through the first date and then we can go from there. Where are you taking her for dinner?”

“I was thinking about Spiaggia, downtown. I made reservations and asked for a private table.”

“Ohhh, that’s nice. You must really like her.” She does that tappy thing with her fingernails. “Ever take Tash there?”

“No. We didn’t go out on dates. We just fucked.” I look down at the counter, unwilling to see her pity.

“Are you over her?”

“What?”

“Tash? Are you over her?”

I line up the oranges in the fruit basket so I don’t have to look at Violet. “I’d be fine if she stopped calling.”

She touches the back of my hand, and I pull it away, hiding it under the counter.