Only Human (Themis Files, #3)(71)

—Home where?

—Home! Where I grew up. Anyway, it took about two seconds of staring at that console to realize I’d never figure it out. So no, I’m not here to start a war. I’m here now because I’m stuck on Earth, and China is about to invade Korea. That’ll start a war. So how about you cut me just a tiny bit of slack, and we find a way to get out of this alive?

—Roger that. Just say when.

—Well, we can’t move yet.

—…What was it like?

—What was what like?

—Being on another world.

—Well, I was ten when we got there. To be honest, I don’t remember much about before. There was just…normal. I did—Same thing you do, I guess? I got up every day, ate breakfast. I spent some time with my friends, hanging out, mostly. I worked. I had a job. Have you ever spent any time in another country? Not on vacation, I mean. Like, for real.

—We were a military family. My dad was army. He was stationed in Turkey for about a year. I was young, though. Five years old? I spent most of my time on the base.

—Playing with other kids your age.

—Yeah. There were a bunch of kids.

—That’s how it was. The view’s different. People don’t look the same. Different food. But that’s pretty much it. You can change the backdrop, but your life is basically your life anywhere. We’re not that original. Anyway, that’s how it felt for me. That was my ordinary. This. Now. This is the strange place.

—Why do I find that depre—

—I can move my fingers! Beam us behind them, then turn around as fast as you can.

—And here. We. Go.

—NOW! Turn around! Sideways! Kick them in the back!

—Ugh! That must have hurt. Now what?

—They’re shaken up right now. It’ll take them a second to realize they’re lying flat on their face. Then they’ll crouch to try and get up. They won’t be able to see us that whole time.

—They will if they roll over.

—They can’t get up from their back. They won’t roll over. We’ll do it for them, though. There! They’re moving, get closer so I can grab them. Get ready to push with your right leg, I’ll flip Themis on her back.

—All right. We’re straddling her.

—Push! Quick! Step on their arms and crouch so I can punch them.

—We have a light cannon, Eva. We can just fire at them.

—Fuck the cannon. They’re pinned down. Now bend your legs!

[Oh shit!…Eva, don’t do this!]

Did you stop when I told you not to drag Ekim into this? Now take this you yokits ass! UGH! How’s that feel?

[AAAAAGH! Stop it! Fuck! AAAAAARGH!…Alex?…You broke his arm, Eva, now stop this!]

Tough luck. He shouldn’t have come with you if he didn’t want to get hurt. UGH! UGH!

…

Oh shit!

—Whoa! They’re gone! Where’d they go?

—They beamed away, Barbara. That’s where they went!

—From their back?

—GET US AWAY FROM HERE, NOW!





FILE NO. EE684—PERSONAL FILE FROM ESAT EKT


    Personal Log—Eva Reyes


   Location: Somewhere in the Etyakt region


AAAAHHHH! They shot me! Those red assholes shot me!

[Ayt erktsot!]

Of course I’m hurt. I just said they shot me! My arm’s all numb. Some sort of stun gun. I can’t feel anything. At least we know they’re not trying to kill us. Keep going, Ityets! Here! Down that alley!

Go! Go! I’m right behind you. Damn, these guys are fast. Why can’t you run that fast?

[Eyipots oyyetsek Vincent.]

Yeah. I saw him too. Turn here. Hey! Where are you going?

[Ast eyyekt ops ant—]

I don’t care where we go! Just shut up and run! They’re catching up fast!

They’re firing again! Get down! Here! Here! Try that door. Yesss! Close it! Close it! Can you disable it?

[At. At.]

Go! Go!

Wait! Stop!

[Eps eyakak.]

I have made up my mind! There’s no other door, Ityets. There’s no way out! How long do you think that door will hold them?

[Ast…]

That’s what I thought…I think…I think this is it, my friend!

Really? You’re just going to sit on the floor?

[At.]

All right. I’ll finish this log entry and I’ll hide the recorder. They’ll be so happy to get the both of us, I don’t think they’ll waste much time searching this place.

My name is Eva Reyes. I’m nineteen years old, and I’m the most wanted person on this planet.

I’m here with Etat Ityets, one of the so-called leaders of the Hand of Yetskots. Who comes up with these names anyway? He runs a soup kitchen! He’s meditating now. I should try, but I’m too busy being scared we’re gonna get caught. I can see the headline already. The Dagger arrested. Yep, that’s me: Esant, “The Dagger”…Dun-Dun-Duuun. I’m a symbol, apparently. The face of the insurrection. I’m Katniss yokits Everdeen. I’m the Mockingjay. Hey, maybe I can change my name. I hate that stupid knife thing.

Hey, Ityets! Ast eyet ets Mockingjay akt.