Not My Match (The Game Changers, #2)(65)
My shoulders straighten. “Mine’s in the shop.”
“Still? It’s just a busted window. Your dress is short, dear.” She shrugs, shrugs, then smiles. Did my own mother manipulate me into wearing a sexy dress with just a phone conversation this week?
“Let’s get this done. Where’s Mike?” I say, pushing past them and into the house. Seeing no one in the den, I march into the dining room, where there are no place settings out, no food on the table. What . . .
Frowning, I head to the kitchen, looking around at the sparkling-clean counters.
“Mama? Didn’t you cook?”
“Don’t be mad, Giselle,” she says gently, crooking her arm in mine.
“What have you done?” I breathe.
My eyes bounce around the room and snag on the window, a hiss coming as I see the large white tent set up in her spacious backyard. People mill around underneath, a band is setting up on a raised platform, and smartly dressed caterers are setting up a buffet table. There’s even a champagne fountain. I blink.
My gaze skirts the yard, taking in the twinkle lights, the cloth-covered tables, the pink and more pink flower arrangements.
“Everyone parked across the street at Wilma’s,” she says brightly. “She has that long tree-lined private drive. It’s a hundred or so people. You didn’t get to have a wedding, so I did the next best thing.”
“Surprise!” Aunt Clara jumps in.
“I told them to tell you,” Topher says, coming in from down the hall dressed in khakis and a pressed shirt, lime-green Converse on his feet.
“You won’t even see it coming when I kill you,” I mutter, waving my hands at the three of them.
“Guess you’ll have to put rat poison in my tea, too, then,” comes a girlie squeal from behind me, and I turn to see Elena. I run to her, laughing; then I squeeze her in a hug. She’s beautiful in a black pencil skirt, a white blouse, and heels, her auburn hair in deep waves down her back. Jack looms behind her, his broad shoulders against the doorjamb, an intense, utterly smitten look on his face as he stares at Elena.
I squeeze her arm. “Oh my God, you came back early? You didn’t tell me!”
“We always planned on coming back today.” She takes my hands. “Jack wouldn’t get in the water anyway. The man can’t swim.”
Jack wraps his arms around her and pulls her into his chest. “Other things to do anyway.”
Mama and Aunt Clara move to the window, talking about someone outside, so I take the opportunity to say what I want before this party gets started. I lean in toward the couple. “By the way, your husband here warned the whole team to not flirt with me. He told Devon I was a virgin.”
She gapes, then glares at Jack. “That was a secret!”
“You told him,” I accuse. “Apparently, no one keeps my secrets.”
Jack winces and holds his hands out, not an ounce of remorse on his face as he gazes at his wife. “Sweetheart, I trust my best friend to keep her safe. You know the kind of men we hang out with.” She sighs and tells him they’ll discuss it later, then kisses him.
I tap my foot. “Well . . . I’m living with him.” Take that.
Jack’s eyes flare, and he starts to speak, but I cut him off. “I love you, Jack Hawke, but you keep your nose out of it. He’s important to me. He was there the night my apartment burned and I came down the fire escape—”
“What?” Mama screeches. She’s sneaked up on us. “I thought you walked out with Myrtle!” She clutches her chest. “You’re living in sin with Devon?”
“Not enough sinning,” I mutter, and Aunt Clara titters, the feather in her hair bobbing.
“I thought he would have nailed you by now,” she says on a giggle.
“He hasn’t?” Topher asks. “I was sure Greg would push him over the edge.”
Mama slaps both their arms in one movement. “She’s a virgin! Didn’t you hear?”
“Bionic ears,” Elena tells me with a wry grin. “Rookie mistake, sis.” She pauses. “And when were you going to tell me you’re writing a romance?”
I’m sputtering for a reply when the band taps out a drumbeat, and Mama gets on one side of me, Elena on the other, and Jack and Topher behind me as they drag me toward the back door.
“That’s our cue,” Mama grouses, her eyes taking me in. “Act surprised.”
I dig my heels in. “I should fix my makeup first—”
“Stop that. Daisy Lady Gang is going to find your perfect match, dear,” Aunt Clara winks at me. “Mama invited every eligible bachelor in a fifty-mile radius. If Mike doesn’t work out, she’s got backups. Uncle Farly’s daughters are here, and they’re on the prowl. Up front, they are marginally attractive but hussies. You’ve got to beat them out of the first picks. I told Cynthia not to invite them.”
“They’re family,” Mama mutters. “Had no choice. And nobody is as pretty as my girl,” Mama adds. “Oh, I see your preschool crush, Jude. Looked him up on the internet. He’s not handsome—but single. Come on, dear.” She opens the door, and I grudgingly head down the steps with her.
They pull me under the tent to a mass of people amid pats on the shoulder and calls of “Happy birthday!” and “Good to see you!” Several are family, and the preacher and some of Mama’s church friends are there, along with a few cast members from Romeo and Juliet, and so many men—most I don’t know. One of them, an older man in his late forties, owns the Piggly Wiggly and keeps winking at me.