Marry Grinchmas (Moosehead Minnesota Series Book 1)(14)

“Jasper. What are you doing here?” I ask, getting straight to the point. What I did not expect was what happened next.

He walks over to me and stares straight at my face and says “I want my fiancé` back.” The recoil I feel is automatic. Before I can protest how wrong that whole statement is, he grabs me by the waist and kisses me. I am completely stunned for a second, but by the time I come to my senses, I hear “Oh fuck no!!!!” I knew this was going to be a clusterfuck.





WHAT THE FUCK DID I just witness? I don’t want to admit how much it hurts to see that douche kiss my girl. “Are you fucking kidding me with this shit?” I say pulling Avalynn behind me. “Are you ok babe?” I ask her, but since I saw the whole thing go down, I doubt it.

“Who the fuck, are you?” Jasper asks.

“This is Hammond.” Avlalynn says before I have chance to set this prick straight.

“Are you slumming it with him, and why?” Jasper says.

“He’s a friend, not that it is any of your damn business Jasper.”

“A friend? Are you kidding me babe? You know its way more than that.” I growl out through clenched teeth.

“Ham. Now is not the time or place for this.” Not the time and…is she fucking kidding me right now? I was just balls deep in her pussy, seeing rainbows and shit, picturing her swollen and round with my kid, and now is not the time to discuss how she just relegated me to a God damn friend in front of this tool?

“Avalynn. Don’t fuck with me right now. I walk in here to see him with his hands and his fucking mouth on you, and now you’re calling me a friend? This is enough to give a guy not so nice ideas, babe.”

She lowers her head and doesn’t look at me for a second. I feel my gut tighten because whatever she is thinking can’t be good. Instead of answering me, though, she addresses douchetard. “Jasper seriously, what are you doing here and how did you find me?”

“You are my fiancée and I came to bring you back home. After our falling out, I took a few days to cool my jets and think about what I want for my life. I know what I did was wrong, in hindsight. But seriously Lynn, you have to admit any guy in my position would have done the same. Making me wait was cruel, especially after I proposed.” Jasper pipes in.

It is taking everything I have to keep from kicking this guys ass. Is he serious right now? He is trying to blame her for his fuck-up? This guy is classic. I didn’t even know they still built ‘em like this. Weak.

“I’ve decided I needed a wife like you. You are sweet, giving, and innocent.”

A chuckle leaves my mouth before I can attempt to hold it in. Innocence is no longer an affliction she has. I got that shit up and running. I look at Avalynn and see the color of her face turn pink. I know she is thinking of what we did all night. She better be thinking about me. I see when she realizes that she doesn’t have to deal with this. She lifts her head and I can seriously see the steam pop out of her ears. Then she makes me proud.

“I broke up with you asshole. You had sex with ten different girls that I know about. Who does that?”

“You weren’t giving it up and I’m a man, I have needs that you weren’t meeting. If you weren’t such a prude that never would have happened” The jackass says. “Now let’s go home and talk about this in private, not in front of strangers.” Who the hell is he calling a stranger? And he is so fucked if he thinks he is going to take her anywhere?

“You are not a man. How the fuck do you cheat on a Goddess? Instead of getting your dick wet, you should have been on your knees worshiping the ground she walks on. You are a fucking idiot to do anything that would upset her, let alone cheat on her. Loyalty is the key and you have none.” I turn to look at my woman. “Are we done with the piece of shit, Avalynn?”

“Uh, yeah! Fuck you, Jasper. Don’t fucking come near me again. You are smarmy and deceitful. I am so motherfucking glad I never let you come near me with your tiny, diseased dick” Whoa! Ok. This is some shit.

“What the fuck do you mean diseased?” Jasper shouts. People are staring at us and I don’t give a fuck. This is getting good. Now I see why people watch that Jerry dude.

“You might want to get checked out. The real classy stripper from that space ship strip club on Dale Mabry, said she caught something from you.”

“Which one?” He asks. Which one? Is this fucktard insinuating he slept with more than one? He is definitely not good enough for my baby.

“Are you fucking kidding me? Your father is a senator. You want to be a senator. You fucked more than one stripper bareback? Then you were goanna fuck me with that dirty dick? This gets better and better.”

She shocks the shit out of me when she lunges at him. I pull her back just before she junk punches him. He puts his hands up and backs away from her, finally getting the picture.

“You won’t see me again. Our NDA is still in place. Don’t say anything to anyone.”

“I have no intention of airing your dirty ass laundry anywhere. You did it yourself. Take a look around at all the people with their cell phones out. Dumbass.” “Let’s go Ham,” she says, grabbing my hand and pulling me away from that train wreck.

As soon as we are alone, I pull her into the unisex bathroom in the hotel lobby and lock the door behind us.