Leah on the Offbeat(68)

“No, wait,” Abby says, hand flying to her mouth.

“Are you okay?”

She nods slowly. “Let me just . . . I’ll be right back,” she says, furrowing her brow—and then, a moment later, she disappears around a corner.

Garrett drifts back toward me, looking distraught. “I swear, I made a reservation. I talked to someone. On the phone,” he adds.

“Garrett, it’s fine.”

“I did, though. I promise.”

“I believe you,” I say, scanning the floor for Abby. There’s a Starbucks and a set of escalators and dozens and dozens of people. But she’s nowhere.

“I want a massage chair,” says Simon, staring into Brookstone.

“I’ll be your massage chair,” says Bram.

“You did not just say that.” I scrunch my nose at him. But he just squeezes Simon’s shoulders, and then tugs him closer. Simon smiles and leans back.

“Hey,” Abby says breathlessly. I look up with a start. And she’s a sunbeam. She has her smile cranked up to a million, and her eyes are bright and crinkly. “So, Garrett,” she says.

“Suso.”

She takes both his hands. “We have a reservation.”

“We do?” He looks hopeful. “Where did the restaurant go?”

“It’s not a restaurant,” Abby says.

I look at her. “What?”

“I mean, it’s sort of a restaurant . . .” She looks like she’s ready to burst. “But it’s in there.” She points to a spot behind her shoulder.

“That’s the American Girl store,” says Simon.

“Yes.”

“As in dolls.”

“Yes.” Abby’s eyes are twinkling.

“I don’t get it.” Simon looks baffled.

“Well,” she says, “it appears that Garrett made our prom dinner reservations at the American Girl Bistro.”

Garrett shakes his head. “No, it’s the American Grill Bistro.”

“Okay.” Abby cocks her head. “But the American Girl Bistro has a reservation on file for a party of eight, and it’s under your name, so . . .”

“Oh.” Garrett’s eyes go wide. “Fuck.”

Simon face-plants into my shoulder, almost sobbing with laughter.

This whole place is pink. Blindingly bright pink. Everything—the walls, the tables, the fake flower centerpieces.

“I love it here,” breathes Abby.

I grin at her. “You would.”

There’s an old-timey soda fountain up against one wall, underneath a twinkly lit ceiling, and light fixtures shaped like giant pink flowers. And everywhere I look, I see American Girl dolls. I think we’re the only people here who didn’t bring our sidekicks. It’s the cutest thing in the world, though. The dolls sit in booster seats, clamped onto the tables, and the waiters bring them tiny cups of doll tea.

“I remember when this store opened,” Morgan says. “I was obsessed with American Girls.”

Anna raises her eyebrows. “You’re still obsessed.”

“Not with all of them.” Morgan swipes her. “Just Rebecca. But, like, she’s Jewish, so she’s family.”

“I think you can rent dolls,” Bram points out. “For the meal.”

“I’m renting a doll,” says Simon.

“Guys, I’m so fucking sorry.” Garrett covers his face.

Abby grins. “Are you kidding me? This is the greatest prom dinner ever.”

“Agreed,” Morgan says. She clasps her hands together.

The hostess seats us at a long table in front of the soda fountain counter, with pink polka-dot chairs and intricately folded white cloth napkins. The first thing Simon does is ask her about the rental dolls—and then he, Abby, and Bram end up following her back to the hostess stand. The boys return moments later with pink booster seats and a pair of blond dolls who look disturbingly like Taylor Metternich.

“Abby’s still deciding,” Simon explains. I glance back at the hostess stand, and Abby actually winks at me.

When she finally comes back, she’s hugging a black doll with pigtails. “I’m naming her Hermione,” she announces.

Simon gasps. “It’s finally happening. Abby’s becoming a Potterhead.”

“Something like that.” She looks straight at me.

I end up seated between Doll-Hermione and Garrett, across from Simon and Bram—while Nick stares dazedly at the menu, looking tense and miserable. My eyes drift back to Abby, who tucks her chin in her hand and smiles. “Let’s talk about how Simon’s new school mascot is a squirrel.”

“A black squirrel.”

“Still a squirrel.”

“I love squirrels.” Simon grins. “Oh, and guess what. Amtrak has a student discount.”

“That’ll come in handy,” Abby says.

“I think we’re going to shoot for visiting every other weekend,” Bram says.

“And we’re going to Skype,” adds Simon. “And we’re bringing back the Jacques and Blue emails.”

“Aww, I love it. That’s a great plan.”

“Yeah, we’ve got this. Long distance can totally work—” Simon catches himself, glancing back and forth between Abby and Nick. “It can totally work for some people,” he adds awkwardly.