Leah on the Offbeat(51)

“Wait.” He peers at me suddenly. “Did she hook up with someone?”

“What?”

“She did, didn’t she?”

“Nick.” Simon sighs.

“Just tell me.” He leans forward. “Who was it—some frat bro?”

“Um.”

“Fuck. I knew it.” He leans back in the booth. “Shit. I can’t believe this.”

I swear to God, I might die. My stomach’s twisting in twenty directions. I don’t think I could speak if I tried.

“Come on.” Simon turns to me. “Abby wouldn’t do that. She didn’t hook up with a frat boy. Right, Leah?”

I nod slowly.

“See? Everything’s going to be fine.” Simon leans his chin onto his hand. “It’s just been a confusing week.”

“Oh?” I say.

Simon sits there, nodding, while Nick stares vacantly into space.

“Simon?”

“Mmhmm?”

I don’t know what to do with Simon when he gets like this. Sometimes I get the vibe he wants me to read his mind. Like he’s sitting there, trying to pour his thoughts directly into my brain, so he won’t have to say them out loud.

I point my fork at him. “Hey.”

“Yeah?”

“Spit it out.”

He does this quiet laugh. “Okay.” I hear him swallow. “I think I fell in love with a school,” he says finally.

“Okay.”

“And it’s not NYU.”

“Right. I got that.” I pause, setting my fork down. “What school?”

“Haverford. It’s really tiny.”

“That’s near Philly, right?”

He nods and bites his lip.

“But Bram’s going to be in New York,” Nick chimes in.

Simon sighs. “Yup.”

“Ah.”

Simon fidgets with the sugar packets.

“Have you talked to Bram?” I ask.

“Nope.”

“You should do that.”

“I know.” He pauses. “Or not. I don’t know. NYU was awesome, too. I’m being ridiculous, right?”

“What do you mean?”

“I’m needlessly complicating things.”

“Yup,” says Nick.

“Well, not necessarily.” I shrug. “What’s so great about Haverford?”

“Ugh. I don’t know.” Simon full-on grimaces. You’d think I’d asked him to speak fondly about calculus. “I just liked it.”

“You just liked it.”

“I’m going to pee,” Nick says, standing abruptly. “Hold that thought.”

But Simon turns to face me. “You wouldn’t believe how many gay people go there. We kept running into them. Like, this one girl hosts a Pride bingo night every Thursday in her dorm room. I could literally go there and only be friends with gay people.”

“Nice.”

“I keep imagining what it would be like to have actual gay friends.”

My heart twists when he says it. It’s hard to explain. The guys think I’m straight, and I feel super weird about that. But also relieved. It’s fucked up.

“I think I’d like that,” he adds.

“But you know they have gay people in New York,” I say. “Like, I’m pretty sure NYU is mega gay.”

“I know, but those are hipster gay people. I need the nerdy gays.”

“And Haverford has the nerdy gays?”

“It’s like ninety-nine percent nerds there. That’s an actual statistic.”

I bite back a smile. “I think you found your people.”

Simon groans softly and covers his face. “It’s just . . . like I felt something when I was there. Like, I got to the campus and it just felt right. It felt like it chose me. You know what I mean?”

The question catches me off guard, and I let my mind drift back to the past few days. Funny how the campus tour already feels so hazy. I mostly just remember the look on Abby’s face when she said maybe I’m not actually straight. I mean, she didn’t seem so straight when she kissed me.

“I don’t know,” I say finally. “I think it’s different. Like, I already knew I’d be going to Georgia. I wasn’t looking for that kind of moment.”

“I wasn’t looking for it either,” he mutters. “Like, what am I doing? Everything was perfect, and I just had to fuck it all up.”

“You didn’t fuck anything up, Simon.” My coffee and waffle arrive all at once. I start in with the syrup—a tiny drop in each square. “Like, what’s the worst-case scenario?”

He blinks. “We break up.”

“Do you want to break up?”

He looks at me like I’ve smacked him in the face. “Are you kidding? No!”

“Does Bram?”

“No. Of course not. No.”

“Then what am I missing?” I ask, taking a bite of waffle. “You guys will be fine.”

“This is ridiculous. I should go to NYU. That’s the plan. I don’t know why this is even a question.” Simon shakes his head quickly. “I should go to NYU, right?”