Grave Mistakes (Hellgate Guardians #1)(20)
His hair is a deep midnight blue, the wig almost as long as my purple tresses that reach just below my shoulders. But the pièce de résistance of his costume are the massive horns he’s sporting. They come out of the side of his head and curl forward and up. They almost look like a super badass crown, and all I can suddenly think about is how they’d probably be good leverage for me to hold onto while riding his face. Unfortunately, I doubt they’re sturdy enough. The horns are probably attached to a headband or something, but I revel in the fantasy of it anyway, because...yum.
He glances back at the bedroom behind him. “You think we should have her shown into the salon, or do you think maybe the formal living room would be more comfortable? No one should be down there. She might be hungry though, in which case the dining room would probably be the best—”
The blue beast of my wet dreams stops as Jerif—the dark-skinned, lava haired dude—walks in after him.
What the fuck? How did Lava-Jerif beat me to the estate?
The bald woman who guided me up here clears her throat. “Sirs, your guest has already arrived,” she says, getting their attention pointedly. She steps to the side to dramatically reveal yours truly. Both men whirl around, and I give an awkward wave hello.
“Maverick…uh…I mean, Miss Gates. Welcome,” Iceman stumbles to greet me, obviously surprised by my presence.
“Delta is fine. Or Maverick,” I tell him as I offer a friendly smile. Fuck, with that blue-chiseled body, he can call me whatever he wants and I’ll answer to it.
Iceman shares a look with Jerif before he looks back at me. “Would you like to have a seat? The others will join us shortly,” he offers as he turns and gestures toward a cluster of chairs. The formality in their countenance puts me at ease, but I try not to get my hopes up that I’m here because they’re actually impressed with me.
“Um...sure.”
Iceman touches the back of a sitting chair like some sort of gallant gentleman and gestures for me to have a seat. I give him a small smile as I walk over to take it. I find myself wondering what he looks like under all the blue makeup. Is he still hot, or is this a Johnny Depp, Captain Jack Sparrow thing, where he’s only hot when he looks like that character?
I pause midstep when I reach the chair. Now that I’m closer, and Iceman is still without a shirt, I can see that he has these cool jewels glued down his spine. They have an iridescent, mother-of-pearl effect going on, and I just can’t help myself. I reach out and stroke my finger up one of his spine gems.
“These are epic,” I comment as I pet another one.
They feel dense as fuck, like he has actual opals or something attached to his back somehow. These guys aren’t playing around when it comes to their cosplay. They’d give Heidi Klum and her love of all things Halloween and dress-up a run for her money.
Iceman makes a choking noise that has me darting my eyes from his back to his face. He looks like a mixture of stunned, turned on, and freaked the fuck out. I instantaneously snatch my hand back and stop stroking his jewels while chastising myself. What the fuck, Delta?
I want to give myself a dead arm. He clearly isn’t cool with anyone touching his costume. It probably cost him a fortune. Not to mention, I just seriously violated his personal space in a way that’s clearly not okay. Looks like I will end up getting that lesson in sexual harassment, only it turns out that I’m the fucking creepy predator that people need protecting from.
I adopt a chagrined look and back off. “I am so sorry,” I offer quickly, completely mortified. “I clearly have personal space issues and a weakness for pretty things. It will never happen again. I didn’t break anything. Your jewels are fine and ready to impress.”
This time, Jerif and Iceman both make an odd choking noise, and I do my best to look contrite and send don’t fire me thoughts out into the room.
Echo and Crux take that moment to come walking in, and there must be a weird vibe in the air right now—thanks to me—because they both pause slightly as they look around at everyone warily. I give a cursory glance to the pale tattooed guy and Crux, the surfer dude, as I go for a nothing to see here, folks demeanor and sit my ass in the chair that Iceman is still standing behind. He seems oddly frozen, like he’s not sure what to do or how to respond, and I feel bad for accidentally activating his nickname.
Jerif sits down in a chair across from me, and the noise he makes taking his own seat seems to thaw Iceman, as he moves to sit on a love seat next to Jerif. Echo and Crux set their nice asses on some plush cushioned chairs to my right, and then we all proceed to just stare at each other for a beat, the room thick with awkward silence.
I realize I’m still holding the scythe-slash-walking stick like I’m Gandalf the Grey, so I set it down on the floor to the right of where I’m perched. That seems to encourage my bosses to use their voices, but they all start talking at once which makes them pause. When they start up again at the same time, it makes all of them chuckle.
I just stare at each of them in turn, trying to figure out the connection. They’re the owners of the Perdition Estate, but that seems odd to me because they don’t look like they’re related. Yeah, they’re all good looking in that gym rat, Instagram model on Halloween kind of way, but they don’t have anything else in common as far as the looks department.
Speaking of the looks department, now that they’re all gathered in the light, I can take more time to appreciate exactly how striking these guys are.