Geekerella (Starfield #1)(14)

11:43 AM

—Afraid not.

—Maybe it won’t be so bad.

—You know, boldly go.


Unknown 11:43 AM

—Wrong show, but thanks.

—And may the force be with those chimichangas.

“Look, look!” Sage crows. I jerk my head up from my phone. Out in front of us, James rounds out of one of the beachwear shops, pushes a hairy guy in trunks out of the way, and sprints toward the public bathrooms.

Wide-eyed, I stare at Sage. “Did you…”

Sage smiles her demon grin. “Were those the new batch of chimichangas? Or were they chimichangas from last week?” She heaves a big shrug. “Who’s to say? Wibbly wobbly timey space stuff.” She wiggles her fingers, making her many bracelets jangle.

Did my coworker just exact vegan food-poisoning revenge on my behalf? I don’t know whether to be grateful or terrified. My phone vibrates again.

“Sorry, I…” I hold up my phone. “This wrong number keeps texting me—”

But then I look at my texts again and my stomach plummets.


StepMOMster 11:44 AM

—The neighborhood watch called me about a food truck in our driveway.

—We’ll speak about this tonight.

—After you pick up this grocery list.

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When I look up again, Sage is back at her sketchbook, totally silent. And for the next four hours, the mystery number doesn’t text back either.

Once again, I’m completely alone.

—

APPARENTLY MR. RAMIREZ COMPLAINED ABOUT A noise violation on his peaceful day off, aka basically tattled on me to Catherine. So when Sage drops me off at the end of the street—so Catherine doesn’t hear the truck—my punishment is cleaning out the attic. And coupon duty for the next month. And dish duty. And grocery duty. Basically every chore I do already, but now considered “punishment.”

Catherine hands me rubber gloves and a dust mask.

“You’re lucky I don’t ground you for the rest of summer vacation,” she says. “The humiliation of having to apologize to Giorgio! I’m barely going to be able to look him in the eye at Pilates. This is a respectable community, Danielle. You can’t just go around parking nasty trucks in the driveway. Honestly, sweetie, what would your father think?”

Dad would think she was a monster for siding with someone who leaves their poor wiener dog out in the weather. Dad would adopt the Frankenwiener in an instant, probably. But most of all, Dad would chastise her for throwing his things away, for wasting our money, for pretending like things were still perfect.

I still don’t understand how or why he fell in love with her.

“And working with someone with so many piercings! I’m sure that green-haired girl is rubbing off on you.”

I finally glance up, afraid for a moment that she would make me quit. “I like my job.”

But she goes on like I haven’t said anything at all. “I told Robin you would grow up to be a troublemaker. I guess it can’t be helped.”

My hands begin to shake. “I was going to work! To my job! I was being responsible!”

“Don’t argue with me.”

“You’re acting like I committed a crime!”

She gives me a surprised look. “Go,” she says calmly, pointing up the stairs. “Clean out your attic. Before it gets too late.”

Fine.

I march out of the kitchen and up the stairs, snapping the dust mask over my mouth as I pass the twins’ bedroom, when a ridiculously upbeat song blasts from their stereo. It makes me pause, and I backtrack. Through the crack in the door, Chloe and Cal stand in the middle of their room, facing their Mac, waiting for the song to start again. I stare, slack-jawed, as Chloe starts lip-syncing into a comb, wearing a ridiculous pink…thing…clamped around her chin. Whatever the contraption is—the twins are obsessed with Korean beauty products—she can barely move her mouth but still bops her hip and rolls her head. And Cal mimics her, wearing a purple facemask that makes her look more like a luchador than a beauty vlogger.

They get halfway through the song before Cal notices me out of the corner of her eye. She freezes midslide. Chloe slams into her. They stumble.

“Oh my god! What the hell?” Chloe snaps at her. Well, she kinda snaps. It all sounds like a jumble of words since she can’t move her jaw. “Klutz!”

Cal quickly looks away from the door, but it’s too late. Uh-oh.

Chloe glances over to see what distracted her and, upon seeing me, pales. She lunges for the computer and puts the video on pause. “Freak! Don’t you understand privacy?” She shouts, storming toward me.

“The door was open,” I argue, “and I heard the Spice Girls. Have you been practicing?”

She scowls. “Ugh. When we get our new house, I’m going to ask Mom to put you under the stairs.”

I roll my eyes. “Whatever.” I begin toward my room when I pause, finally hearing what she said, and backtrack. “What did you say?”

Crossing her arms smugly, she leans against the doorway. “I guess Mom hasn’t told you.”

Behind her, Cal begins to pull off her mask and winces. “Chloe, leave her alone.”

“No, I think someone should tell her.”