Approximately Yours (North Pole, Minnesota #3)(61)

Airing of Grievances As this is a holiday book, I’d like to honor Festivus and take a moment to not thank the following people/entities: Any airline that refuses to hand over a full can of pop on a flight from Chicago to Seattle. Oh, really? This half a cup of liquid is supposed to sustain me for the next four hours? Thanks, buddy.


The Sims and SimCity for being too much of a distraction. I HAVE THINGS TO DO.

George R. R. Martin.

Avocados for being so delicious and so expensive.

Cheetos for being so delicious and so bad for me. (See also: cake, pie, Pringles, Take 5 bars, 100 Grand bars, cheese popcorn, etc.) My favorite nail clippers. Where have you gone?

The Bulls for letting Jimmy Butler go.

Mosquitoes.