The Mortdecai Trilogy (Charlie Mortdecai #1-3)(184)

But she closed the window and drew the curtains and led me to my bed, making me lie down, spreading a quilt over me.

‘Good night, Charlie,’ she said. ‘Please sleep now.’

‘Oh, very well,’ I said. But I would have liked to tell her about it.

‘Johanna,’ I said, as she opened the door.

‘Yes, Charlie?’

‘I forgot to ask – how is the canary?’

She didn’t answer.

‘He’s dead, isn’t he?’

She closed the door, very gently.





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The Mortdecai Trilogy first published by Black Spring Press, 1991

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Copyright ? Kyril Bonfiglioli, 2001

Don’t Point That Thing At Me ? Kyril Bonfiglioli, 1972

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16. Mortdecai takes a little more drink than is good for him and is frightened by a competent frightener




* See Don’t Point That Thing at Me, last chapters.





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* See Don’t Point That Thing at Me.