The Holiday Swap(64)
Cass and Austin did the usual rigmarole, glancing at each other with raised eyebrows and other facial expressions, which were scripted for dramatic flair. They did three takes, because Sasha wanted to make sure she had enough B-roll, and in that time the assistants had to cut another two pieces of the dessert because the ice cream layer kept melting under the hot lights.
“So, Justin. We’ve talked about this before, but your station . . .” Austin gestured to Justin’s countertop, and the camera panned to the mess. “What happened there?”
“Yeah, it could be tidier.” Justin looked sheepish.
“Tidier?” Austin let out a laugh, then turned to Cass. “Charlie, what do you think about Justin’s ‘Yeah, it could be tidier’ station?”
Cass played Charlie’s part as best she could, knowing she was to be the sweet persona to Austin’s salty one. “Your desserts are consistently impressive, Justin, but I’m sorry to say your station is also consistently a disaster.” She smiled, trying to give the nervous contestant a hit of encouragement. “We have seen what you’re capable of. But no pastry chef will be successful without a pristine bench.” It was a rule of the industry. You cleaned up as you went, no exceptions.
“What Charlie is trying to say is that with a mess like that it doesn’t really matter what this tastes like. You’re in a competition, man.” Austin picked up the gold spoon and pointed it at the dessert, which was starting to lose its shape on the plate.
“Cut, cut,” Austin said, sticking his spoon into the melting ice cream layer. “This is a mess. Again. We just had to do ice cream today.” Austin heaved a dramatic sigh in Cass’s direction, and Justin looked even more nervous. “Can someone get me another plate? Hurry up.”
“Please,” Cass murmured from beside him as the assistant scrambled to plate a fourth portion of the dessert.
Austin turned to her. “What was that?”
Cass put her hands to her hips, faced Austin and said, loudly, “Please. ‘Please, can someone get me another plate?’?”
He was speechless for a moment, and it seemed everyone on set held their collective breaths, and then Austin burst out laughing. He slapped Cass on the back, continuing to chuckle. “I’ll say please the second they earn it, if that’s okay with you, Goodwin?”
Sasha told Austin to knock it off. He held his hands up and did his best to look wounded. “Sorry, Sasha. I didn’t know Charlie was so sensitive.”
“Are we ready?” Sasha was impatient, disinterested in the spat and wanting to get shooting wrapped up for the day.
Cass smiled at Sasha, ignoring Austin’s quip. “Ready, Sasha.”
They picked the banter back up as they dug into Justin’s dessert. But the second it touched her tongue Cass knew three things: Justin had made a grave error; his messy bench was the least of his problems; and she could not swallow the dessert.
Being as discreet as possible she grabbed the napkin in front of her and spit the dessert into it. But Austin, who thrived on drama, made a show of coughing, then bending over and gagging as he spit the dessert onto the floor. A stunned Justin, his eyes wide, watched in disbelief. A gasp came up from the rest of the group.
Cass took a sip of the water beside her and swished it around her mouth to remove the awful taste. “Justin, how much sugar did you use in the cake?” She took another sip while they waited for Justin to answer.
“Uh . . . two cups.”
“Are you sure about that?” Austin asked, still coughing as though he had been poisoned.
Justin looked back at his station, and the camera zoomed in on the containers littering the counter. The salt and granulated sugar canisters were side by side. The audience, when they watched this section of the show, would realize at the same time as Justin that he had used salt in place of sugar in his dessert—which had made it, obviously, inedible.
“Oh my God,” Justin wheezed out, panic settling on his sweaty face.
Cass felt terribly for him. The clear canisters and their contents looked identical, the labels barely legible. In a rush, you could easily mix the two up. And Cass had learned sometimes the show counted on this. It was no accident that all the canisters looked the same. It made for better television, even if it was incredibly traumatic for the contestants who didn’t remember to double-check everything.
“You added two cups of salt to your cake, man! Quite honestly, I didn’t expect this from you. But looking at your station, well, it makes sense. This is an amateur’s mistake, and this competition is not made for amateurs, so, Justin, your time in the Sweet and Salty kitchen is—”
But Austin didn’t get the rest of his sentence out because Justin suddenly pitched forward, just missing the countertop’s edge by a few inches. Luckily he didn’t land directly on his face, because one of the other contestants beside him saw what was happening and quickly stepped in to break his fall. Justin was out cold, and the set went into overdrive even as the cameras kept filming. This footage was gold.
Beside her, Austin was doing little to hide his laughter. Cass glared at him but then turned her attention to Justin. He was conscious now and sitting up, the medics tending to him. Cass crouched so she could look Justin in the eye. “Are you okay?” she asked. The contestant smiled weakly, still pale, but said he was.
“He’s fine,” Austin said, waving a dismissive hand. “Hey, if you can’t hack it, like I always say, get out of the kitchen. And that’s one way to do it.” He laughed at his own joke, and Cass couldn’t take it anymore.