The Family You Make (Sunrise Cove #1)(78)

“Stomach acid is strong enough to dissolve stainless steel,” Levi said.

“Seriously?” Tess asked him. “Gross.”

“Levi, we don’t talk about stomach acid at the table,” his mom said.

Levi reached for his wineglass and drained it. He should have started with that.

Jane smiled at him.

Yep, she was having a great time.

“Mommy says she has to walk around the block for every piece of bread she eats,” Peyton said. “She said she could’ve walked to Hawaii by now.”

“I’m not walking my bread off,” his dad said. “I’m old. Old people don’t have to walk if they don’t want to.”

“Amen,” Lloyd said.

“I walk 10,000 steps a day,” Levi’s mom said proudly.

“When I’m working, I get well over 20,000,” Jane said. “Yesterday I got 24,000.”

“Wow.” Tess shook her head. “All I get from work is the occasional dick pic.”

Levi’s mom choked. “What?”

“Oh yes,” Tess said. “And it’s disgusting. I mean, a real man gets out there and disappoints women in person.”

“You know you could just turn off your AirDrop, right?” Levi asked.

Tess shrugged. “Sure, but it’s probably going to be a while until I see one in person, so . . .”

“What’s a dix pic?” Peyton wanted to know.

“Changing the subject now,” his mom said, looking horrified. She turned to Jane. “You work so hard. I can’t imagine all you go through on a daily basis. I always wanted to be a nurse, but I chickened out. I’d hoped one of my kids would be a nurse, but Tess loves working at the store, and Levi . . .” She looked at him like he was a puzzle she was missing a few pieces on. “He just wanted to play on the computer. How many steps did you get yesterday?”

Levi shook his head. “I don’t know, Mom.”

“You should look. I don’t think it’s healthy for you to sit at a computer all day.”

“I ran five miles this morning.”

“I’m just saying.”

“You’re just saying what?” he asked.

His dad pointed at him with his fork. “Don’t sass your mom. She just means you spend a lot of time making big, fancy presentations when you could be doing something else.”

“Do you mean the PowerPoint that I created to show you what Cal had done? Because—” He was about to put a whole lot more “sass” out there, but then felt Jane’s hand on his leg again.

“I think it was really sweet of you to make that presentation,” she said, smiling at him before turning to everyone else. “He was really worried about how to tell you all. I think it’s impressive that he was also able to lay out the proof in case of prosecution, and also to figure out a fix for you.”

Everyone looked at Levi as if seeing him for the first time.

“We really are so incredibly happy he brought the woman he loves home to meet us,” his mom said.

Levi choked on his last bite of bread and nearly died, but his know-it-all sister pounded him on the back and revived him.

Jane kissed him on the cheek, probably in thanks for not leaving her with his crazy family. “Oh, and Shirl,” she said, “you could totally be a nurse if you wanted. It’s never too late.”

His mom nudged her husband. “You hear that, Hank? I think I should. I’m going to go back to school to be a nurse!”

His dad looked at her. “Since when?”

“Since now. I put my life on hold to raise the kids, and now they’re raised. One of them is even in a good relationship.”

“Thanks, Mom,” Tess said dryly.

Levi’s dad was staring at his mom. “If you get to go back to school, then I get to go buy that Camaro I’ve always wanted.”

“How is that the same as going back to school to better myself?”

“I bet my car is cheaper than your school.”

“Are the car and nursing school free?” Levi asked. “Because as you both now know, you’re currently broke.”

“But you’re fixing it all,” his mom said. “See? I read your whole PowerPoint and listened in at the meeting with the lawyer.”

Levi looked at his steak knife and wondered if he could hit his own carotid artery in one try.

“And anyway,” his mom went on, “we’re at rock bottom, right? Things can’t get worse than this, so why not dream big.”

“I found a Camaro I want,” his dad said, bent over his phone.

“Wait a minute,” Levi said. “You can find a car to buy online in less than two minutes, but not your own email?”

“I have to poop!” Peyton yelled.

“I’m pregnant,” Tess said. “Pass the peas?”

And then she burst into tears.

“Tess?” her mom asked, looking horrified.

“I peed on a stick this morning and it turned b-b-blue,” Tess wailed. “And no amount of walking around the block is going to be able to hide it soon enough. So you can stop hounding Levi now, I’ve got your grandbaby number two.” She blew her nose noisily into her napkin and looked at Levi. “You’re welcome.”