The Disappearing Act(6)
I devour the scenery hungrily. A flurry of new information, palm trees, yellow cabs, signs for companies I’ve never heard of, even the people here look different, less tired than back home.
“First time in LA?” she asks.
“Yeah, it is. But I’ve heard great things!” I turn on a smile.
“My only advice,” she confides cheerily. “Make sure you’re wherever you need to be in LA before five-thirty p.m. and then stay there until after seven. You do not want to be caught in an LA traffic jam. Trust me. There’s nothing else in the world like one.”
“So, always leave early in LA?…Like Cinderella!” I offer jokingly.
She considers for a second before laughing. “Yeah, actually. Exactly like Cinderella. Got to keep those wits about you. But I can guarantee you that this car will never turn into a pumpkin. Even if everything else turns to rags.” She gives an odd little chuckle. I’m certain she’s joking but in spite of myself I shiver at the cold pessimism of the comment. There’s a bright beep tone as she depresses the key fob in her hand and my attention flies to the sleek black car in front of us as its whole roof slowly peels back, folding in on itself with balletic precision. I’m definitely not a car person but even I have to admit it’s bloody sexy. I think of my own basic four-year-old Ford Ka, covered in snow, back home, with its fabric seats as standard and its sliding sunroof, and I have to stifle a giggle.
Twenty minutes later, suitcase stored away in the trunk, I slide my leather seat forward, take a deep breath, and pull the $200,000 car out onto the correct side of the road. Making sure to keep my wits, very much, about me.
4
It’s a Sign
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 7
The view from the thirty-first floor of my building is dizzying. It’s the first thing that hits you as you enter the apartment: it’s on the corner of the building so more than half the room is sheer glass, floor-to-ceiling, suspended more than three hundred feet above bustling Downtown LA. Up here we’re slightly higher than the Statue of Liberty. Or so Miguel, the Ellis Building’s porter, tells me as he lays my bags down with a smile. George never liked heights, he would have been nervous up here but he would have tried to hide it. Luckily, I’m not scared of heights; I’m not sure how much sleep I’d be getting up here if I were. But the view is nothing short of mesmerizing.
Beyond pristine glass Los Angeles stretches out, from up here a world in miniature, its sprawling smog and heat haze spellbinding if somehow not quite real. From the crisp cool of my luxury accommodation, I can make out LA proper for the first time in all its monstrous glory.
An arid industrial hub strung together by highways, thick clogged arteries pumping out to the vast studio lots along the horizon and their sticky-tarred multistory parking garages. Closer inland the low makeshift wooden skyline intermittently gives way to the odd gleaming glass tower like mine, while out toward the hills glittering crystalline pools sparkle in the sunshine in random configurations like scattered jewels. It’s beautiful in its way. But then it would be nothing without the story that comes with it. It would be just another California city without the borrowed magic of those that pass through. Then as if on cue, I see it, hazy on the far horizon, emblazoned on the lush green rise of the Hollywood Hills, instantly recognizable. Nine white letters writ forty-five feet high. The whitewashed sign that launched a thousand ships and the rocks they ran aground on. The siren song.
“It used to light up, you know?” Miguel chirps following my gaze. Weirdly, I had read a bit about the Hollywood sign in the in-flight magazine on the journey over. I know that originally it was just an advertising banner for a housing development called Hollywoodland, but I didn’t know about the lights.
“Really?” I ask and try to imagine the two-story-high letters glowing out across the city.
Miguel nods energetically as he struggles to retract the extendable handle on my suitcase.
“Yeah, it was completely covered in lights, over four thousand twenty-watt bulbs, it used to light up the hills in the 1920s. Used to flash, pulse, you know, like a heartbeat. HOLLY—WOOD—LAND.” He puffs, finally releasing the bag’s temperamental handle, narrowly avoiding trapping a finger.
“You’re an actor, right?” he asks cheerfully as he offers me my new apartment keycard.
“I am.”
Miguel nods sagely. “Yeah, me too, you know. I’ve been acting for, maybe, about ten years now.” The porter’s eyes sparkle as they stare out through the glass to the white letters in the distance, then he turns back to me with a quick grin. “You know the story about the actress and the sign, right?” he asks breezily.
“No, I don’t think so.” I try to recall any industry gossip I might have heard recently but my mounting jet lag stops me from fully investing. “What was it? Which actress?”
“Oh no, it’s just an old story. From the ’20s. This theater actress. She jumped off the sign. It’s such a tragic story. Every now and then I think of her when I see it, you know.”
“Oh God,” I say looking out at the sign once more. The height from the letters to the sloping hills beneath seems monstrous even from this distance. “That’s awful.”
“Yeah, she came to LA to do a small part in a movie and after that movie they called her in for this huge lead role. You know, a really big part. So she screen-tested and everyone was sure she’d get it but then there was a disagreement between the producers and they went with this other unknown actress instead and that unknown actress turned out to be Katharine Hepburn! That role was Katharine Hepburn’s big break instead of this girl’s. Then the studio canceled her contract a few days later. So she jumped.”