Sweetbitter(69)

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“VEE-OWN-YAY.”

I didn’t mean to correct her. I was only refilling waters on table 30 and I heard Heather stumbling. It was a classic trick, to keep talking while you opened a bottle of wine. No matter the skill level, it was a necessarily slow time in the momentum of service, which usually revolved around a series of quick entrances and quippy exits. But when you tussled with the wine bottle, all eyes were on you, bored, expectant. The only natural thing was to talk through the lapse.

Heather had swayed the guests—rather ingeniously, I thought—from the California Chardonnay they’d requested to a white from the Rh?ne Valley. It would have similar viscosity and heft, with all the honeyed stone fruit, but without the dominant vanilla and butter of an over-oaked Chardonnay.

The maneuver had the makings of an ideal service experience. They trusted Heather and she rewarded that trust with an education, opening an undiscovered pocket of taste to them. They could spend the rest of the week asking their friends if they knew that the Rh?ne produced a small amount of white wine. White wine from the Rh?ne? their buttoned-up friends would say. Yes, had they heard of a Chateauneuf-du-Pape Blanc? No? Then the guests would repeat to their friends verbatim what Heather had said to them: “This wine is fairly obscure, something of a secret…”

We gave a similar speech about whites from Bordeaux, Rioja, anywhere that had prestigious red-wine real estate. And we nodded the composed nod of wisdom when they were surprised. A bonus that the wines were pricey and built a nice check, but it was all true—the whites were bold, rich, and a bargain.

As Heather poured for the man in position 1, a woman shaped like a risen soufflé asked Heather just exactly what the grapes were. Heather started strong with Roussanne, Marsanne, but they were the easy ones. She paused. She looked at the ceiling. The guests’ trust hovered in the air like a threatening cloud.

“Viognier,” I said. Vee-Own-Yay. That’s how I remembered it in my head when Simone taught it to me. The room blinked at me, the lights brightened.

“You know,” I said, taking a breath, “back in the sixties it wasn’t a grape worth mentioning. No one in France wanted to replant it after phylloxera in the nineteenth century. It’s such a…” I rubbed my fingers together for the right word, “…fickle grape.”

The imagined buzzing of tickets being printed, a clang of glasses at the bar. I didn’t want to keep going but I was feeling it now, the ownership that came when the guests entirely submitted to you.

“But they started planting it in California, all along the central coast, and then everyone was like, Wait, what is that incredibly aromatic wine? And then the French said, It’s ours, obviously. You know how the French are.”

They chuckled. Position 2 stuck her nose into the glass and jiggled the wine. I leaned to her and said, “I always get jasmine. That’s how I remember it.”

“I can smell jasmine!” she said to the woman at position 3. I recognized that—the thrill of receiving revelations.

I fielded Heather’s look with a shrug. Like it had been a lucky guess. I went to refill the pitcher but I was thinking, What the fuck? I studied. Keep up.

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THE GRAYEST, BLURRIEST, most miserable weather. Slush congregating in the gutters, lakes welling up in drains, snot and tears mingling on faces, the air like a drill into the head, When will it end? What next?

It happened like this: he asked, rather awkwardly and for the first time, if I wanted breakfast. Neither of us had to go to work that day and I always wanted breakfast. It was too cold to talk as we walked, my lips like slabs of marble.

He led me to Cup & Saucer on Eldridge and Canal, a tiny lunch counter camped out among the mute Chinese signs. It had faded cursive advertising Coca-Cola on the outside, a layer of bacon grease and fryer oil on the windows inside, and he knew everyone. We had horrid, caustic coffee and I put ketchup on my eggs and I saw the etchings of his wrinkles and they were gray, his golden eyes were flinty, gray, and my hair in the reflection of the window was dishwater colored and gray, the circles under my eyes a lavender gray, and he kissed me, graying daylight fraying and coarse, and he was eggish, lined in tobacco and salt and I thought, Oh lord, oh fuck, is my life becoming one unstoppable banquet? A month of gray and the happiest days of my life.

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“YOU’RE REALLY DEVELOPING quite nicely,” Howard said to me. His navy suit shone. His tone was light but too direct; I compulsively caved in my chest.

“Developing what?”

“What’s your favorite right now?” He eyed the leather-bound wine lists I was wiping down.

“My favorite what?”

“What excites you?” He paused. “On the list.”

“Oh.”

Simone must have spoken to him. Besides our lessons deepening, I had been studying in my off time. I had a ritual—and having any ritual sounded so mature that I told everyone about it, even the regulars. On my days off I woke up late and went to the coffee shop and had a cappuccino and read. Then around five p.m., when the light was failing, I would take out a bottle of dry sherry and pour myself a glass, take out a jar of green olives, put on Miles Davis, and read the wine atlas. I didn’t know why it felt so luxurious, but one day I realized that ritual was why I had moved to New York—to eat olives and get tipsy and read about Nebbiolo while the sun set. I had created a life that was bent in service to all my personal cravings. Looking at Howard now, I wondered if I was becoming the woman with the shopping bags that I had imagined in my interview. If Howard—with his watchful, unapologetic eyes—had seen what I wanted before I did, and had hired me because he knew this job could give it to me.