Pucked Off (Pucked #6)(20)

“Does someone wanna fill me in here? Did one of us fuck her?”

“No, jackass, she came to your house with her friends, one of which you ended up fucking,” Miller snaps.

Well, that explains why she won’t make eye contact. “At least I didn’t fuck her; that woulda been hella awkward.”

Miller gives me a look and shakes his head.

“Is there more to the story?” I ask.

“Nope. You fucked her friend; she wiped a dick off my forehead. That’s about it.” Miller’s SUV beeps as he unlocks the door.

I’m not so sure I believe him. Something about this still isn’t quite falling into place.





CHAPTER 6


TOUCH ME

TOUCH ME NOT

POPPY

I head straight for my therapy room to change the sheets. I don’t have another massage for a little bit, but I need to get away from Lance and his hockey friends before one of them says something and outs me. That’s a level of embarrassment I can’t deal with right now, if ever.

My room smells like massage oil and Lance. I close the door, and try not to get all swoony over his cologne, or deodorant, or whatever that awesome scent is. I can’t decide if I’m relieved or sad that he didn’t show any signs of recognizing me—not from last year, or when we were kids.

This day was so normal prior to an hour ago. Everything in my life was normal. Maybe even a little boring and predictable, but I don’t necessarily think there’s anything wrong with consistency. Now that normalcy has been turned inside out by the reappearance of Lance, I can’t decide whether it’s good or bad or somewhere in between. Although, I managed to put my hands on him for an hour without inadvertently groping, which is definitely a good thing.

My plan is to prepare quickly for my next appointment and run out to grab a bite to eat, because I have back-to-back sessions for the rest of the evening. I toss the balled-up top sheet in the laundry hamper. It takes a lot of effort for me not to sniff it first, like some creepy obsessed fan.

“Stupid.” I pull the rest of the sheets off the table, tossing them into the laundry as well. I miss, and they land in a heap on the floor. When I crouch down to pick them up, I notice a cell phone lying under the chair in the corner—the one where clients leave their clothes.

It vibrates across the floor toward me, a contact lighting up the screen. I blink a couple of times, sure I can’t be seeing it right, but I am. The caller has been named DO NOT FUCKING REPLY in all caps. Maybe it’s a joke. It stops ringing, and the screensaver pops up. It’s definitely Lance’s phone, because the image is the Chicago team logo. A few seconds later, it starts ringing again.

Maybe it’s Lance calling his own phone. I debate whether I want to answer. It could also be someone he doesn’t want to talk to, and if that’s the case, I probably don’t want to talk to that person either.

A knock on the door startles me, and I fumble the phone, nearly dropping it.

“Poppy?” It’s April.

“Come in!” My voice is high and pitchy.

She peeks in, taking stock of the stripped table, the pile of sheets on the floor, and the phone buzzing in my hand. She slides in through the crack and closes the door behind her.

“So? How’d it go?” She looks again at the phone. “Did you get a picture of his ass?”

“No. I didn’t do something that could potentially cost me my license, April.”

“Wow. You’re testy. I’m guessing it didn’t go so well.”

“It was fine. He left his phone here, though.”

“Oh my God! Lemme see!” She grabs for it, but I hide it behind my back.

“You can’t get into it. There’s obviously a passcode.” I haven’t checked to verify this, but who doesn’t have a passcode on their phone?

“I know that. I just want to see it.”

I roll my eyes and hand it over because there really is nothing she can do besides check out his screensaver.

April rubs it on her shirt before she examines it. “Dammit, it’s thumbprint activated.”

“Seriously, April.”

“Don’t tell me you didn’t try it.” A sudden flash nearly blinds me.

I raise a hand. “What’re you doing?”

“Sorry! That was an accident.”

“Did you take a picture of me?”

“I didn’t mean to!”

I grab the phone, but without a password, I can’t delete the photo. “Thanks a lot. How am I going to explain that when he comes back to get it?”

She makes her sorry face. “Tell him the truth. It was an accident.”

“Should I include the part where you tried to get into his phone because you can’t contain your curiosity, or maybe the part where you rubbed it on your boobs?”

“I was cleaning the screen!”

“On your boobs.”

“I bet you stuck it down your pants!”

“That’s just too far.” We both snort laugh.

“Do you think he left it here on purpose?”

“I doubt it. He was looped by the time I was done with him.”

April wags her brows. “Oh, I bet he was. Bernadette said he was all kinds of flirty with you.”