Only Time Will Tell (The Clifton Chronicles, #1)(16)
Harry wanted to tell Mrs Barrington that Giles always took the lead, just so that he would know what to do and, more important, what not to do. Deakins selected a sandwich and put it on his plate. Harry did the same. Giles waited patiently until Deakins had picked up his sandwich and taken a bite.
‘I do hope you like smoked salmon,’ said Mrs Barrington.
‘Spiffing,’ said Giles, before his friends had a chance to admit that they had never tasted smoked salmon before. ‘We only get fish paste sandwiches at school,’ he added.
‘So, tell me how you’re all getting on at school,’ said Mrs Barrington.
‘Room for improvement, is how I think the Frob describes my efforts,’ said Giles, as he took another sandwich. ‘But Deakins is top of everything.’
‘Except for English,’ said Deakins, speaking for the first time, ‘Harry pipped me in that subject by a couple of per cent.’
‘And did you pip anyone in anything, Giles?’ asked his mother.
‘He came second in maths, Mrs Barrington,’ said Harry, coming to Giles’s rescue. ‘He has a natural gift for figures.’
‘Just like his grandfather,’ said Mrs Barrington.
‘That’s a nice picture of you above the fireplace, Mrs Barrington,’ said Deakins.
She smiled. ‘It’s not me, Deakins, it’s my dear mother.’ Deakins bowed his head before Mrs Barrington quickly added, ‘But what a charming compliment. She was considered a great beauty in her day.’
‘Who painted it?’ asked Harry, coming to Deakins’s rescue.
‘László,’ replied Mrs Barrington. ‘Why do you ask?’
‘Because I was wondering if the portrait of the gentleman in the hall might be by the same artist.’
‘How very observant of you, Harry,’ said Mrs Barrington. ‘The painting you saw in the hall is of my father, and was indeed also painted by László.’
‘What does your father do?’ asked Harry.
‘Harry never stops asking questions,’ said Giles. ‘One just has to get used to it.’
Mrs Barrington smiled. ‘He imports wines to this country, in particular, sherries from Spain.’
‘Just like Harvey’s,’ said Deakins, his mouth full of cucumber sandwich.
‘Just like Harvey’s,’ repeated Mrs Barrington. Giles grinned. ‘Do have another sandwich, Harry,’ said Mrs Barrington, noticing that his eyes were fixed on the plate.
‘Thank you,’ said Harry, unable to choose between smoked salmon, cucumber, or egg and tomato. He settled for salmon, wondering what it would taste like.
‘And how about you, Deakins?’
‘Thank you, Mrs Barrington,’ he said, and took another cucumber sandwich.
‘I can’t go on calling you Deakins,’ said Giles’s mother. ‘It makes you sound like one of the servants. Do tell me your Christian name.’
Deakins bowed his head again. ‘I prefer to be called Deakins,’ he said.
‘It’s Al,’ said Giles.
‘Such a nice name,’ said Mrs Barrington, ‘although I expect your mother calls you Alan.’
‘No she doesn’t,’ said Deakins, his head still bowed. The other two boys looked surprised by this revelation, but said nothing. ‘My name’s Algernon,’ he finally spluttered.
Giles burst out laughing.
Mrs Barrington paid no attention to her son’s outburst. ‘Your mother must be an admirer of Oscar Wilde,’ she said.
‘Yes, she is,’ said Deakins. ‘But I wish she’d called me Jack, or even Ernest.’
‘I wouldn’t let it worry you,’ said Mrs Barrington. ‘After all, Giles suffers from a similar indignity.’
‘Mother, you promised you wouldn’t—’
‘You must get him to tell you his middle name,’ she said, ignoring the protest. When Giles didn’t respond, Harry and Deakins looked at Mrs Barrington hopefully. ‘Marmaduke,’ she declared with a sigh. ‘Like his father and grandfather before him.’
‘If either of you tell anyone about this when we get back to school,’ Giles said, looking at his two friends, ‘I swear I’ll kill you, and I mean, kill you.’ Both boys laughed.
‘Do you have a middle name, Harry?’ asked Mrs Barrington.
Harry was about to reply when the drawing-room door flew open and a man who couldn’t have been mistaken for a servant strode into the room carrying a large parcel. Harry looked up at a man who could only have been Mr Hugo. Giles leapt up and ran towards his father, who handed him the parcel and said, ‘Happy birthday, my boy.’
‘Thank you, Papa,’ said Giles, and immediately began to untie the ribbon.
‘Before you open your present, Giles,’ said his mother, ‘perhaps you should first introduce your guests to Papa.’
‘Sorry, Papa. These are my two best friends, Deakins and Harry,’ said Giles, placing the gift on the table. Harry noticed that Giles’s father had the same athletic build and restless energy he’d assumed was uniquely his son’s.
‘Pleased to meet you, Deakins,’ said Mr Barrington, shaking him by the hand. He then turned to Harry. ‘Good afternoon, Clifton,’ he added, before sitting down in the empty chair next to his wife. Harry was puzzled that Mr Barrington didn’t shake hands with him. And how did he know his name was Clifton?