Mosquitoland(51)

Dad, who was now polishing his spic-and-span motorcycle, snorted.

“Frog in your throat, love?” said Mom, setting the vinyl on the turntable.

He mumbled something I couldn’t hear, sipped his beer.

“Get me one of those, will you?” said Mom.

Dad left the garage. We sat on Mom’s old College Couch and listened to Jim Morrison break on through.

“This feels weird,” I said. “Like he’s singing crazy.”

Mom nodded. “That’s because he was crazy. A lot of famous rock stars were.”

“Like who?”

“Well, remember Jimi Hendrix, the one who played Star Spangled Banner?”

God, did I. (Are you familiar with this particular rendition, Iz? Inspired.) “Yes,” I said. “His guitar sounded like this man’s voice. Like”—I shook my head, pondering the nebulous intricacies of rock stardom, and how to wield such wildness into words—“like . . . just . . . crazy and good and crazy good.”

Mom laughed, and it was full of the Young Fun Now. She let her head drop back against the rough plaid of her beloved couch.

“The Jimi-man went crazy, too?” I asked.

“Yeah. Jimi-man went good and crazy.”

“But why?”

“Well, different reasons, Mary. Drugs and fame and I-don’t-know-what . . . I guess when too many people like you all at once, it can sometimes make you go crazy.”

“What are you doing?” interrupted Dad. His voice was quiet, but I remember it startled us. He was standing in the open air, just outside the raised garage door, a beer in each hand. I could see Mom wondering how long he’d been there, carefully choosing the words that followed.

“Nothing,” she said. “Just talking.”

Dad didn’t move. “She’s eight, Evie. What the hell?”

For a second, we remained still. No one said a word. Eight or not, I usually had a pretty good handle on things, but I remember being confused. I couldn’t figure what it was about our conversation that had angered him.

“I don’t mind,” I whispered, tucking my legs underneath my bottom, trying my best to look cute. Looking cute sometimes stopped the fights before they got bad.

Dad set the beers on the ground, then walked over to the couch and picked me up in his arms. “Not everyone goes crazy, honey.”

Mom stood to get her beer. “Blimey, Barry, I didn’t say everyone went crazy.”

“You said enough.”

Later in life, it would occur to me how strange it was that this obsession of my father’s—that something was wrong with me, serious enough to warrant serious drugs and serious doctors and a life full of serious remedies to avoid serious madness—was driving him mad in his own way. Later in life, it would occur to me that despite his actions, my father really did want what was best for his family. As to how he would accomplish that? He had no idea. Later in life, it would occur to me that this was the ultimate dichotomy: for a person to want what’s best but draw from their worst. Dad did just that. It wasn’t enough to help the old woman across the street. He had to produce a f*cking firearm and tell her to haul ass. His methods weren’t just ineffective, they were insane. Such were the fates of good men once succumbed to the madness of the world.

Later in life, I would come to realize all these things.

But just then, as he carried me from the garage, attacking my forehead with kisses, whispering sweet comforts in my ears—as if Mom had just beaten me senseless—just then, I hated him. I hated him good and hard.

Inside the house, he plopped me down on the living room floor. “You can watch TV for as long as you want, honey.”

I grabbed our giant remote off the coffee table, ran to the kitchen, and placed it in the microwave. Two minutes on high did the trick.

And those were my first fireworks.

And Mom didn’t come inside for hours.


Signing off,

Mary Iris Malone,

Crazy and Good



THE ONLY THING more beautiful than bright stars on a chilly night is bright stars on a chilly night with Beck and Walt.

I stuff my journal back in my bag, turn off the interior cab light (leaving the radio on), then join them in the bed of the truck. After the game, we found a spot in this nearly abandoned park overlooking the Cincinnati skyline. Beck has been taking advantage of the view, snapping photos left and right; Walt, after spending a few minutes looking at something in his old suitcase, fell asleep on his back.

I plop down in the middle of the truck bed, pull one of Walt’s extra blankets over me, and stare at the sky. The radio is crackling a song about an undertaker, which the deejay classified as a “new oldie.” I have no idea what that means, but under this kind of picture-perfect panorama, the song’s lo-fi, starry-skied, smoky-eyed recipe is exactly what the scene calls for.

After a slew of nighttime photos (and more than a few terrorized nocturnal critters), Beck sits next to me and leans his head against the cab window. “Do you believe in God?” he asks, his breath visible in the cool night air.

“Jeez, Beck. Just like that, huh?”

He smiles. “Willy-nilly. It’s the only way.”

Something about these stars made the question inevitable, I guess. Clusters of them blink and shift in the sky, taking the shape of a tall bubbly-skinned man whispering pithy truths in my ear.