Matchmaking for Beginners(22)

But, well, we didn’t get to that part.

I hear myself laugh out loud at the idea that things might have been altogether different if we’d done things the right way, lifting the veil for the kiss, having our first dance, tossing the bouquet, all of it. You can go insane that way—what if Whipple hadn’t been the best man, what if there hadn’t been a trip to Africa waiting, what if Noah hadn’t realized all the stupid, conventional things about me just before he was supposed to say “I do”?

Conventional. That’s what I forgot to tell Blix is my main flaw. I’m not simply ordinary—I’m conventional. Maybe I should call her back. I’ll do that—today! Later.

But first, this.

This.

As soon as the Bride Girls arrive, I lead them over to the art table, where I take the scissors and make a nice, clean, long cut into the skirt of the wedding dress. I cut through the lace and the netting and the satin underpart. All the Bride Girls can have pieces of the dress to wear, I tell them. Their own little slice of the dress!

I hear somebody say, “Marnie?” and it’s the kindest, softest voice I’ve ever heard.

“Thank you,” I say to the voice. It’s the voice of kindness, of the universe ready to apologize to me for what happened.

Only the voice has a person attached to it, and that person turns out to be my boss, Sylvie.

She says, “Marnie, honey, are you cutting up your wedding dress?”

And I try to say to her, “Yes, but it’s okay,” although it comes out crazy because what’s happening is that I’m suddenly crying too hard.

And then she says, “Oh, honey, what’s wrong? What are you doing? Let me get you a tissue. What has happened?”

“We’re going to make wedding dresses for the Bride Girls!” I explain. “Because I don’t need—”

And that’s when I look down and see that I’m wearing my bathrobe and my bedroom slippers, and Sylvie, who is in her work clothes, says something like we should disappear into the back office while Melinda takes the children outside, and she gathers up the wedding dress pieces and the veil, and then she drives me home even though it is still early in the day. We sit in my car outside my apartment, listening to the engine making that clicking noise it does after you turn it off, and after a long time she says, “Marnie, sweetheart, I think you need to get some help.”

“Just because I went to work in my bathrobe?” I say idiotically. “I was in a hurry.” Even I know how stupid this sounds.

Then very quietly Sylvie reaches over and touches my hand and tells me that they’ve all known the whole time. Everybody. They all knew about the honeymoon and the divorce. People tried to talk to me about it, which I do not remember. Everybody has been sad for me. Nobody knew what to say. “That makes all of us!” I tell her, laughing, but she doesn’t laugh.

Later in the week, there’s a meeting, and the upshot is that I’m not supposed to come back anymore. In the write-up they give me, they say that they’ve “decided to go in a different direction” with the nursery school—by which maybe they mean they’ve decided not to let crazy people teach the children anymore—and they write me a check, which if I cash it, means that I won’t sue them or anything.

My cheeks are numb from trying to smile through the meeting, from trying to insist that I really am okay.

Sylvie walks me out to my car when it’s all over. “This is going to turn out to be a good thing,” she says. “Right now, you’re just in shock. But it’s time for you to move on with your life, and this is the push you needed.”

I hate that so much that I can’t even.

So much for the big life I’m supposed to be getting. So much for the love spell.

And I just wish to hell that people would stop telling me that all my sucky tragedies are going to turn out to be good things.





EIGHT





BLIX


I am going to die very soon, and I want a big Irish wake, even though I am not Irish. And even though you’re supposed to be dead when they hold a wake for you, I say you don’t have to be dead. There aren’t any rules about wakes, not as far as I know. And if there are, there shouldn’t be. I am here to change the rules on wakes.

And anyway, I have so many people I’ve loved, and I yearn to have them all together so I can hug them and kiss them and tell them good-bye. I can give them little presents, and tell them my wishes for them, and we will eat barbecue and big old salads and drink whiskey, and we will talk and laugh and dance and cry. I want paper lanterns and twinkly lights and candles. I want a little séance maybe, and loud music, and Jessica to play her lute, and Sammy to play the drums. We’ll light the fire pit and I’ll burn things I don’t need anymore, the things I want to offer up to the universe.

I want us all to hold each other’s hands and dance in a conga line. It’s been too long since I’ve had a conga line. And when Cassandra has used up the best of me, it’s going to mean so much if I can just remember that conga-line moment, the moment I looked up and saw everyone I love all together—maybe it would make the leaving hurt less.

I’ll try to talk Patrick into coming upstairs, even though he won’t want to. But maybe he’ll come because it’s the end for me and then he’ll see that people are kind, and he’ll change his life, start to be among the living again. Maybe I can find a way to tell him that there is love coming for him, that I know something surprising and miraculous and magical is lining up in the unseen realm. Maybe I can get him to believe. Before the good can happen for him, he’s got to open himself up just a little, and believing in something like a conga line might be a good start.