If I Never Met You(77)
She could see then how discomposed Dan was. She wanted him to feel hurt too, and now he did, she got no succour from it.
It’s lying, and lying goes wrong. Lying is just bad karma.
‘Him being super keen on me, is not possible?’ Laurie said, while knowing it hadn’t happened so it could well not be possible.
‘Don’t be an idiot! I think you’re all that and then some, of course I do.’ Dan gave her intense, hooded eyes for a second. ‘Any man fancying someone as beautiful as you is natural. It’s not about you, it’s about who he is.’
What? Laurie couldn’t shift the feeling he was … God, was he vaguely flirting? She felt possibly gratified, mainly appalled and weirded out.
‘Here’s the bottom line, Dan. I didn’t get any rights when you left me for another woman, who you’d spent months having an emotional affair with behind my back, making stupid running playlists together.’ She let that land, Dan looking stupid in his exposure, now making a face like Bert from Sesame Street. The face she used to love so much. ‘I had no rights when you told me you’d impregnated her, despite doing an insulting routine about wanting freedom and no kids, five minutes prior. If Jamie Carter took another woman on the floor of the lobby, he couldn’t possibly hurt me the way you have. This whole “splitting up” that you chose, means neither of us have any powers to tell each other what to do, or with whom we do it with. We’re totally independent actors. Right?’
Dan, after a moment, shrug-nodded.
‘So stay the fuck out of my business, Dan. I’m with Jamie, you’re with Megan, no feedback or interventions allowed.’
She stormed out and slammed the door, scattering several members of staff who apparently needed to wait for the room to be free, like stamping your shoe next to a fly-covered dog turd.
Laurie got back to her desk to find Kerry had sent a global email.
5 WEEKS TO CHRISTMAS PARTY!!!!
DETAILS FINALLY REVEALED!!!
It’s at Whitworth Hall!
Dress code: eveningwear please.
Submit names ASAP for your Plus Ones.
With that rousing speech, Laurie had effectively signed off Dan bringing Megan. And she was going with Jamie, except she wasn’t. While he was falling for someone else.
Laurie had been avoiding admitting something to herself, and blinking at the Clip Art of a dancing elf, she finally faced it: the sham relationship had morphed into a stupid, self-defeating, corrosive mess. Dan might be jealous, but was this her victory, standing around trading jibes with men who thought she’d been taken for a ride by a chancer? Jamie had been much more astute than Laurie: his aim here was defined and clear, he either made partner or he didn’t. Laurie was putting herself through all this for what, a few pained looks from an ex who nevertheless, didn’t want her anymore? Did she honestly think Dan would picture her astride Jamie, and see the error of his ways?
You’re not a liar, which is why you shouldn’t get involved with a big bout of lying. Too late. She’d have to see it through.
31
When Laurie’s phone rang on Sunday morning, she was trying and failing to make shakshuka, ending up instead with vegetable stew topped with a raw egg. Laurie squinted at her handset warily, as if she was in a clanking daytime television drama with a lot of Face Acting. Emily. But Emily didn’t call, Emily messaged. If Emily was going to call, she’d message to say she was going to call. Those were the rules.
‘Hi.’
‘Hi. Can you come round?’
Emily didn’t do can you come rounds, and she didn’t do that tone of voice. Low, beaten.
‘Of course, now?’ Laurie said, gathering ‘on the phone’ wasn’t the way Emily wanted to be asked why.
‘If that’s OK.’
Laurie Uber-ed to Emily’s flat in the Northern Quarter with a queasiness that wasn’t eased by heated seats and Capital FM and the driver singing along with ‘(I Just) Died In Your Arms’ by Cutting Crew. It could be a bereavement, but she didn’t think so. Emily wouldn’t hold that sort of information back.
They’d had so many parties at Emily’s place, or drunken nights out in the city that had carried on at hers. Laurie got her thousandth pang for Dan. The woozy moment she’d look round at Emily with her head on Dan’s shoulder, and think of the two of them as her beloved family.
The split-level apartment had every trapping of ‘young, urban, fast lifestyle, moneyed,’ – the oil-spill dark flooring, red Gaggia machine, the mezzanine with modern staircase up to the huge bed, the fireplace you turned on with a remote control. It would’ve felt too showy, too hectic to Laurie. It wasn’t a place that could do ‘cosy’ if it tried, with its vast windows onto a Manchester cityscape of cranes and concrete. It put you on show. It was purest Emily.
She answered the door in black silk paisley pyjamas, hair fluffy from sleep, looking younger with no make-up. She nodded a greeting and led Laurie near wordlessly to the kitchen, pointing to a scattering of cherry tomatoes on the breakfast bar. Had Laurie been this worried for the sake of a split shopping bag? Was it going to be ‘SOS, we need to go out for brunch’?
But as Laurie drew closer, she realised the fruit was arranged into a pattern. She squinted. It spelt out the word F A K E.
‘Robert. From the tiki bar? He left before I woke up.’