Homicide and Halo-Halo (Tita Rosie's Kitchen Mystery #2)(10)
I dropped off the trays and went around the room greeting everyone I knew, then stopped short when I came across a group I’d been avoiding for months: the PTA Squad. Led by Mary Ann Randall, and the main reason I’d been avoiding church lately. They’d long been in competition with my family—or I should say, they saw my family as competition since we usually didn’t bother with them—for the good graces of Father Santiago. He was everyone’s priest, but he was also our family friend, and the PTA Squad hated that we had this personal link to him when they should’ve been the favored bunch. They had been only too happy to spread rumors about me when I got in trouble earlier in the year, and even though I had proven my innocence (which the aunties had rubbed in their faces), I was in no mood to deal with their snide remarks. I’d planned on moving on after acknowledging their presence with a nod, but they moved as a pack, trapping me inside a circle of athleisure-clad moms.
“Lila!” Mary Ann squealed, the pleasure (and pitch) in her voice stunning me in place. “We haven’t seen you in so long. How have you been?” Without waiting for me to answer, she said, “How exciting that you’re going to judge this year’s Miss Teen Shady Palms Pageant!”
She lowered her voice as she said the name of the pageant, the title uttered with the reverence of a prayer. So there it was, the real reason she was so happy to see me, and with so little subtlety, too. Then again, with Mary Ann, there was rarely any subtext, just text. To be honest, that was something I appreciated about her. I liked knowing where I stood with people, and she’d always been very clear about that.
“What did you bring? It smells absolutely divine.” She made a big show of sniffing the air and clutching her hands to her chest in ecstasy.
“Hello, Mary Ann, and . . .” I trailed off, realizing I didn’t know the names of anyone else in the PTA Squad.
Mary Ann gestured to a pretty blonde girl standing behind a table full of casseroles. “Oh, this is my daughter, Sharon. My little girl’s going to be Miss Teen Shady Palms, just like her mom!”
Ah, so that explained why Mary Ann behaved the way she did. One of the reasons I hated the pageant was because the winners who stayed in Shady Palms acted like they deserved special treatment, as if they were above everyone else. Though according to Bernadette, I’d acted that way even before winning the crown. I wished she were here with me now. She was way better at putting people in their place than I was, and I had little interest in playing nice with any of these women.
Sharon had a pained smile on her face, but came around the table to shake my hand politely. She then grabbed her friend’s hand and pulled her forward. “And this is my best friend, Leslie. We both want to win, but if we don’t, we know it’s not the end of the world.”
She stressed those last few words very carefully, directing them toward her mom without losing her smile or breaking eye contact with me. Hmm, maybe there was more to Sharon Randall than I’d first thought. I was going to write her off as just another blonde-haired, blue-eyed beauty queen, but if she wasn’t just a clone of her mother, maybe she warranted a closer look.
Leslie, however, seemed to be made of the same stuff as her nameless mother, shrinking behind Sharon and offering a limp handshake. At first, I thought her hiding behind Sharon mirrored her mother’s deference to Mary Ann as the head of the PTA Squad, but then I noticed the way Leslie looked at her friend. Oh. I see. I made a mental note to get to know this pair better, but before we could continue the conversation, the whine of a microphone cut through the room, making everyone wince.
“Sorry about that! And welcome, everyone, welcome to the beginning of the fiftieth Miss Teen Shady Palms Pageant!” The mayor was up onstage, addressing the crowd. “Before we all fall upon our delicious repast, I’d like to introduce the people who are making this possible. Could the judges and pageant committee please come up here?”
Ugh, I hoped he wasn’t going to make us give speeches. The mayor was notoriously long-winded and loved to make everything a big to-do, probably to make himself (and Shady Palms) seem more important than they were. Rob and Valerie were already standing behind the mayor, so Sana and I went to join them.
“I’m sure you all know William Acevedo, the head of our chamber of commerce, who has been wonderful about finding sponsors for our program. Let’s hear a round of applause for his efforts.” The mayor paused as the crowd cheered for Mr. Acevedo. “I’d also like to introduce Valerie Thompson, a powerful force on the committee. I—”
Valerie stepped forward and took the mic from the mayor midspeech. “Thank you, Mayor Gunderson, for your kind introduction. And yes, I’d like to think of myself as a powerful force of change, not just for this pageant, but for the futures of all the young women in Shady Palms. Before we introduce our illustrious judges, I’d like to point out the changes we’ve made to this year’s program and let you know our expectations regarding the behavior and performance of these young women.”
She then went on to delineate, step by step, what the girls had to do, droning on and on despite all this information being covered in the hefty information packets the contestants had received after being accepted. Then again, after seeing how many people couldn’t follow basic instructions on the application, maybe Valerie knew how few of them would take the time to read over the documents she had so carefully put together.