Heartstone (Matthew Shardlake #5)(113)

‘I have the misfortune to have him for my steward.’

Saddler smiled, showing stumps of discoloured teeth. ‘Then watch your silver, sir. And when you return home, ask him what he did with our company’s money when he deserted.’

‘Deserted? He told me he was at Flodden and killed the Scottish King.’

Saddler laughed. ‘Did you believe him?’ he asked, mockery in his voice.

‘Not for a second. Nor would I continue to employ him, for he is a lazy, lying drunkard, but I feel sorry for his daughter that came with him.’

Saddler’s eyes narrowed. ‘A daughter? How old would she be?’

‘Mid-twenties, I would say. Quite tall, blonde. Her name is Josephine.’

Saddler laughed. ‘That’s her! That’s our old mascot.’

‘Your what?’

Saddler leaned back, folding his arms over a flat stomach. ‘Let me tell you about William Pile. He was a Norfolk man, like me. We were both levied into the army for the war against the Scots, back in 1513. We were in our twenties then. William was at Flodden, that’s true, but unlike me he wasn’t standing on that moor as the Scotch pikemen ran down the ridge at us. William Pile’s father was an estate reeve and got him a job working in the stores. He was well in the rear that day, as always. Killed the Scottish King, my arse.’ He smiled coldly. ‘And that’s just the beginning. After the 1513 war, which got us f*ck all like every war this King’s made, we both stayed in the army. Sometimes we’d be with the garrison at Berwick, sometimes in Calais. Boring times mostly, hardly any action. That suited William, though. He liked to spend his days drinking and dicing.’

‘So, you knew Coldiron – Pile – well?’

‘Surely. Never liked the old shit, but I used to marvel at how he got away with things. We served together for years, I was promoted to whiffler, but William stayed an army clerk, no ambition beyond creaming what he could from the men’s rations and cheating at cards. He’d no prospect of marrying, not with that face. Let me guess, he told you he got his injuries at Flodden.’

‘That’s right.’

Saddler laughed sardonically. ‘This is what really happened. One evening in Caernarfon Castle William was playing cards. There was a big Devon fellow with us, six feet tall and with a vile temper when he was drunk, which they all were that night or William would have been more careful in his cheating. When the Devon man realized he’d been done out of a sovereign, he stood up, grabbed his sword and slashed William across the face.’ He laughed again. ‘God’s nails, you should have seen the blood! They thought he would die, but stringy fellows like William are hard to kill. He recovered and came with us to France two years later on campaign.’

‘I remember that war. I was a student then.’

‘The campaign in ’23 was a pathetic affair, the soldiers did little more than raid the countryside round Calais. Put a few French villages to the fire.’ He chuckled again. ‘Sent the village women running out over the muddy fields screaming, skirts held up round their big French bums.’ Saddler looked up, enjoying my look of distaste.

‘There was this one village, all the people ran like rabbits as we came down the road. We went in to see what we could take from the houses before we burned them. Don’t look like that, master, spoil from stripping the countryside is the only money soldiers make from war. The French will take plenty if they land here. Anyway, there wasn’t much in this dump to take back, just a few pigs and chickens. We were setting the houses afire when this little girl ran out of one, screaming at the top of her voice. About three she was. She’d been left behind. Well, some soldiers get soft-hearted.’ Saddler shrugged. ‘So we took her back to Calais with us. The company cared for her, shared rations with her. She was quite happy, we sewed her a little dress in the company colours, and a little hat with the Cross of St George on.’ Saddler took a drink of beer and sniggered. ‘You should have seen her, toddling about the barracks waving the little wooden sword we’d made for her. Like I said, our mascot.’

Leacon was staring at Saddler, his face bleak. I fought down my disgust at the man. He went on, ‘Her name was Josephine. Jojo we called her. She learned some English from the men. Well, after a while the army was ordered to sail home, tails between our legs again. We were going to leave her behind, find someone in Calais to take her. But William Pile, your Coldiron, he said he’d take Jojo with him. He was thinking of retiring from the army and he would raise her to keep house for him. Maybe other things if she turned out pretty.’ Saddler glanced at us, leering. Tom Llewellyn looked shocked. Leacon stared at Saddler as though he were the devil.

‘Well, William did retire, but not in the usual way. As soon as we got back to England he stole the company’s supply money and disappeared. Took Josephine with him. We were sent to Berwick afterwards and kept on short rations, the officers weren’t going to put their hands in their pockets. Never heard of William again till now. He would have been hanged if he’d been caught.’ Saddler crossed his arms, still smiling. ‘That’s the story. Did Josephine turn out pretty, by the way?’

‘Pretty enough,’ I answered coldly.

Saddler frowned. ‘I remember that three months on short rations on the Scottish border. If you can get William Pile hanged that would be a favour to me.’