Fudge Cupcake Murder (Hannah Swensen, #5)(64)

"It's for later, when I'm older?"

"That's right."

"Okay," Tracey said. "The flower note started with two words I didn't know."

"Really?" Hannah was surprised. Tracey had learned to read last year and she could sound out almost any word.

"They looked like moon and cherries spelled wrong."

"Mon Cherie!" Andrea breathed, exchanging glances with Hannah before she turned back to Tracey. "It's a term of endearment in French. Was the rest of the note in French, too?"

"I don't think so because I could read it. It said, My arms are empty without you."

"Oh, brother!" Hannah muttered, trying not to frown. "Did Grandma actually fall for that line?"

Tracey shrugged. "She had this funny look on her face when she read it, like she was going to cry or something."

"Uh-oh!" It was Andrea's turn to groan. "Was there any more to the note, honey?"

"Just his name, Winthrop Harrington. And right after his name, he wrote an eleven."

"An eleven?" Andrea was clearly puzzled. "I wonder what that means?"

Hannah also looked puzzled for a moment and then she laughed. "I think I know. Was it an eleven with a line above it and a line below it?"

"Yes! How did you know, Aunt Hannah?"

"It's a Roman numeral and it stands for the second. It means his father is also named Winthrop Harrington."

"Why would he want Grandma to know that?"

"I'm not sure," Hannah said, but she exchanged meaningful glances with Andrea. Delores would be swept off her feet by Winthrop Harrington's ancestry, especially if it included a crumbling old manor house from the Regency period and a title to go with it.

"Did Grandma use any titles when she spoke to Mr. Harrington on the phone?" Andrea asked.

"Titles?" Tracey looked confused. "You mean like the names of books?"

Hannah shook her head. "No, your mommy's talking about words like earl, and viscount, and duke."

"No…" Tracey said with a frown, "but she did say something bad."

"What was that?"

"Grandma swore. And she said it right in front of me."

Hannah was shocked. Delores would rather walk over hot coals than swear in front of Tracey. "What did she say, Tracey?"

"I'm not supposed to say it unless I'm in church."

"In church?" Andrea looked thoroughly mystified.

"Your mother will excuse you, this once," Hannah said, smiling at Tracey, who looked very nervous about the direction this conversation was taking. "It's not a trap, Tracey. We really need to know."

Tracey thought about that for a moment. "Okay. Grandma said Lord."

"Uh-oh. That's bad," Hannah said with a groan, but when she saw the panicked expression on Tracey's face she reached out for her niece's hand. "Not you, Tracey. When Lord is used like that, it isn't swearing. It's something you call a British subject who has a title."

"Oh." Tracey looked very relieved. "I get it Aunt Hannah. It's like when Anna Crinkles meets Lord Bluenose."

"Um…" Hannah shrugged and turned to Andrea for guidance.

"That's right, honey," Andrea said and glancing at Hannah. "It's a library book she's reading. Maybe you'd better go finish it, Tracey. Daddy said he'd take you to the library to check out some new books tonight."

Once Tracey rushed off, Hannah and Andrea just stared at each other for a moment. Hannah was the first to speak. "So Winthop's British, he's got a title, he dances like a dream, and he reminds her of Kenneth Branagh. Let's face it, Andrea. Unless we can send him on an expedition to the North Pole, Mother's a goner."



"No, I haven't eaten yet, Mike," Hannah said, holding the phone with her left hand and dropping chunks of beef liver into boiling water with the right. "I'm just making Moishe's dinner."

As if to prove her statement, Moishe yowled from the vicinity of Hannah's left ankle. Hannah glanced down at him and then she addressed what Mike had said. "Believe me, you don't want to know. It would turn you off food for life."

Working with one hand, Hannah managed to scoop out the liver with a slotted spoon, but she gave a little groan as she did it.

Both Moishe and Mike reacted to her groan. Moishe rubbed a little harder against her ankle in kitty appreciation for what she was doing, and Mike asked her what was wrong.

"Nothing if you're a cat," Hannah told him. "I can be ready in twenty minutes. Just buzz me at the gate and I'll walk out to the road to meet you."

Once she'd hung up the phone, Hannah turned her attention to the liver again. It was a dead-looking gray and it smelled like… boiled liver. Since boiled liver wasn't anywhere near her list of favorite scents, she was glad she'd thought to tell Mike she'd meet him outside.

"Coming up, Moishe," Hannah said, pulling out a frying pan and setting it on a burner. She turned on the heat, measured out Moishe's allotment of oil, and tossed in the liver and the white rice she'd cooked earlier. Then she dumped an egg in her food processor, shell and all. She whirled it up until she couldn't hear the shell clatter against the blades any longer and added it to the contents of the frying pan.