Faking It (Losing It, #2)(25)
I wondered if I dropped the sheet now if he would try something. My body was wound so tight, I felt like I’d been dangling off the edge of a cliff for hours. And I wanted him to try something. I shook my head. I was so turned on that just the brush of the sheets against my chest made my breath catch in my throat.
No. Bad Max. You’re with Mace. Focus.
I must have forgotten to set my alarm before I went to bed.
The alarm had been important, but for the life of me, I couldn’t remember the reason. I looked at Cade, and his eyes focused on the sheet fisted in my hands and held in front of my chest. A chill ran down my back, raising goose bumps. I shifted and may have turned my bare back toward him and comfort” drinkslightly. I saw his eyes go to the curve of my spine, and he swallowed.
The devil made me do it.
And by devil, I mean my uterus.
He took a step toward me, and I smiled gleefully for a few seconds.
Then I remembered why my alarm had been so important . . . and why he was even here.
Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving plus my parents.
Thanksgiving plus my parents plus me naked in a room with Cade.
That equaled disaster.
My seduction plan forgotten, I slid off the bed, careful to keep the sheet wrapped around my body. “Shit. What time is it?”
He pulled his phone out of his pocket. “Almost nine.”
SHIT.
Right on cue, the buzzer on my apartment rang. I heard my mother call through the door. “Mackenzie, sweetie!”
And then, because I was the dumbass who couldn’t remember to lock her apartment, I heard the door swing open, followed by another “Sweetie?”
It was like one of those God-awful zombie movies, where you can hear them coming and you have nowhere to go. You just have to make peace with getting your brain eaten.
Mom was the zombie, and if she walked in here to find me naked with a boy, even a Golden Boy, both our brains would end up barbecued.
“Um, just a second, Mom!”
Shit. I went to run my hands through my hair, but forgot I was holding a sheet, which then slipped.
Cade made a noise in the back of his throat, and turned away. My hormone-riddled body really liked that sound, but this was not the time!
Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
I must have uttered at least one of those out loud because Cade said, “It’s okay. I’ll go out and talk with them while you get ready.”
“You don’t understand! If you come out of my room, and then I go take a shower, my parents are going to assume you and I are sleeping together.”
“So don’t take a shower. You look beautiful just how you are.”
His eyes slipped down to take in my sheet, and he didn’t even look sorry. Where had all that guilt gone?
Down girl. Still not the time.
“I smell like smoke and alcohol and sweat, which is just as bad. Plus, bed head looks just like sex hair.”
15
Cade
For the second time in this apartment, I had a very awkward problem at a very inappropriate time.
If given the choice between facing Max’s parents like this and jumping into an active volcano, I would have to make a serious pros and cons list.
I took a few seconds to focus, even though I knew a few seconds would never be enough to get the sight of Max out of my head. She was exquisite, and my self-control was a thin line at the moment. Even now, I was fighting the urge to go back in there and kiss her, which was not helping me fight the other problem I had going on.
I shook my head to clear my thoughts, adjusted myself as best I could, and walked down the hall into the living room.
Please God don’t let Max’s mother try to hug me.
Max’s mother gave a shrill squeal when she saw me. “Cade! I didn’t know you were here.”
She was wrestling a turkey out of a cooler, and left it to come toward me for what I could only assume was a hug.
I moved like she was one of the Philadelphia Eagles coming in for a tackle, and darted around her.
“Here, let me get that for you!” I bolted for the turkey in the cooler, and used that as my excuse. I stepped right up to the counter, thankful for the cover that it gave me. When she didn’t call me on it, I breathed a sigh of relief and started trying to free the poultry.
The turkey was squishy and smelled like, well, raw meat. It helped diffuse my issue a little bit.
It was a big bird, and it was a tight fit in the cooler.
Tight fit.
Don’t go there, brain. You were doing so good.
I said the alphabet in my head to distract me as I pried the turkey free. It took a few minutes, but I was almost completely under control by the time I got the bird loose.
“Where do you want it, Mrs. M?”
Mick had just finished piling the last of their things on the kitchen table. It looked like they had brought a whole apartment with them. She grabbed a lar as quickly as possible, “Right in here, if you please.”
I did as she asked, then rinsed my hands in the sink.
I still had my coat and scarf on. Time to tell the truth and hope I could sell it. “Mackenzie overslept.” I figured throwing out Max’s real name might help, considering their refusal to call her by her nickname. “I actually just got here a few minutes before you guys.” I unhooked my scarf from my neck, hoping it would lend credence to my story. “She was working late last night, and must have worn herself out.”