Deconstructed(95)

Ruby appeared, wearing the top half of a Bellville Sassoon floral gown she’d fashioned into a blouse with a short blue skirt. The floral champagne-colored top had been stripped of beaded embellishment to make it less dressy. Ruby wore flats and several delicate chains around her neck. I could tell that she’d leveled down her look because she wasn’t certain what to expect at the annual “Person of the Year” luncheon. For many years it had been “Man of the Year,” but societal pressures had led them to change it a few years back, though they had yet to award it to a woman.

“You look very non-Ruby-like,” I said, giving her a smile.

“What?” She looked down at her outfit. “Is it too genteel?”

I laughed. “Genteel? Well, it is a bit, but I like it.”

“I have palazzo pants for this top when we debut it at Spring Fling. So it’s a bit more, you know, me, but I thought that might draw too much attention and be a bit too dressy for a luncheon. The mayor is going to be there.”

Yeah, he was. The University Club’s annual event was a celebrated luncheon, and my husband had literally danced when he heard that he was being awarded Person of the Year status for his work helping the Renesting Project. In fact, he’d written his acceptance speech the day after he got the call. He’d literally strolled around the house, punching the air with absolute glee when he’d learned he’d been selected as the recipient.

His accolade was a big coup for the bank and all that. Of course, Richard Morrison, the CEO of Caddo Bank and Loan, had no clue that his golden boy had been making fraudulent, shaky loans to be invested in a Ponzi scheme, or that my “Person of the Year” husband was about to skip town with his girlfriend to dodge the blowback. Let’s just say that Scott had been “renesting” himself.

So it was awfully small of me to encourage the SEC investigators and the Department of Justice guys to arrest Scott at the luncheon. But when Jim Arnold, the friend of a friend of Juke’s, had asked me if I knew Scott’s whereabouts because they were preparing to arrest Donner and him in the coming week, I told him I wasn’t sure where Scott was. Which was the truth. I figured he could be at Stephanie’s, but I had stopped driving by, so I wasn’t absolutely sure. Scott had sent me a few texts about the divorce. He had an attorney and wanted copies of all the papers he’d signed that day. He had also very nicely asked if I would hold off announcing our divorce until after the University Club’s luncheon and if I would meet him there and sit with him to present a better picture for Caddo Bank and Loan. His other guests would be Donner and Ty Walker. So it was two birds, one stone, in a very public birdbath.

The investigators thought this was amusing—that I wanted my husband to face utter humiliation in front of people who meant something to him. Which at first made me feel small. The University Club shouldn’t have to pay for my own pleasure in seeing my husband in cuffs. They really did some wonderful things in our community, even if they’d shortsightedly honored my cheating husband. But truth was, the University Club had been deceived, too.

The old Cricket would have been mortified to have her husband arrested at such a luncheon.

The new Cricket made sure she wore whore-red lipstick with her big-ass emerald earrings. I was positively bloodthirsty.

“Ready?” I asked Ruby, who was my date. I had asked Scott for an extra ticket. I figured that Ruby had earned her ringside seat for the defeat of the man who’d allowed himself to be pulled down by greed and lust.

“Yep. Let’s roll. See ya later, Jade. Don’t forget, someone is coming for those iced-tea glasses. I put all twelve in a box in the back,” Ruby said as she followed me.

Jade shooed us out, and we headed through the kitchen to the newly waxed Spider. The top was up because, duh, my hair wouldn’t survive the wind. But this car now felt more me than it ever had. I trailed my hand across the shiny smoothness of the hood as I stepped to the driver’s side, saying hello to my grandmother—the woman who had given me the car, the business, and the gumption to do what I did. My mother had lent me her cold, calculating detachment, but my grandmother had sewn inside me her passion, her rebellion, her thumbing of the nose at convention. I had let that part of me lie dormant for far too long, but I had rediscovered it through this process.

Obviously, since I was heading to watch my husband being arrested.

“Thank you,” I whispered as I opened the door and slid inside.

Ten minutes later we pulled into the newly refurbished University Club right off Fairfield Avenue. The club was housed in an old mansion similar to Printemps, with loads of screened porches, curlicue woodwork, and personality. The Old South feel remained intact, and perhaps that was the intent. Cars streamed down the street, announcing the event. I pulled into the circular drive, and a twentysomething guy hurried to me with a smile. I handed over the keys and waited on Ruby to come round.

“Thanks,” I said to the young man, who took the keys and gave me a numbered ticket.

“Ready?” Ruby asked, releasing a breath, looking a little nervous, a tad like she had the night of the gala. I had been born into this world, thanks to my mother, so it bordered on boring for me. But Ruby seemed to find it intimidating, and I could understand that. When you hadn’t grown up knowing that Lindy Williams ate her boogers and Sheridan Hyde had done the nasty with disgusting George Kuntz on the country-club tennis court, you got a little twitchy around the cliquish women inside.