Charming as Puck(75)
“Yeah. Those.” He’s grinning big again. “Lamest prank I’ve ever pulled, and now he thinks I’m losing my touch, which means he’s not going to be expecting true justice.”
“I don’t want to know, do I?”
“Please, Kami? Please wear the costume I found you?” Now he’s crossing the room at a slow pace, somehow managing to draw my attention to all that bare skin and the extra broadness of his shoulders and the solid muscle he hides under all those goaltender pads.
And those eyes.
Those mischievous, sexy leprechaun eyes are promising me very promising things, and now my brain and my vocabulary are all backfiring because he’s doing the Nick Murphy Smolder on me.
“I promise if you hate it we’ll just show up and leave and come right back here and I’ll be your sex slave for the rest of the night.”
Dammit, I can barely walk as it is, but I’m getting all hot and bothered again. It takes effort to keep a stern face. “What, exactly, is this costume?” I ask, as if I’m not going to completely cave just because he asked me to participate, which I am, because I’m physically incapable of telling Nick no.
And that’s how I end up downtown in a surprisingly comfortable costume with more legs than I’ve ever had, riding a private elevator to Manning Frey’s penthouse apartment less than two hours later.
I texted Felicity, who wouldn’t lie to me and who confirmed that she and Ares are going to the party in costume too. She also told me not to worry about the whole prince thing, because Manning’s just one of the guys here, despite being the third son of a real king of an actual kingdom in the north Atlantic.
Nick’s giddy.
And when I say giddy, I mean his cheeks probably hurt from grinning so big and he keeps quietly cackling to himself.
It’s utterly adorable.
“What?” he asks me when I smile at him.
“What are you going to do if you’re wrong about this?” I ask.
“I’m not.” He tugs one of my upper legs, and insists again, “I’m not,” when I laugh.
“But if I am,” he concedes, “there’s always tomorrow. Oh, we’re slowing down. Awesome.”
“He might not be here,” I point out.
“He’ll be here.”
The elevator stops, the doors open, and Nick tries to slip an arm around me, but all of our legs get tangled together, so after a few awkward re-tries that leave me laughing so hard I can’t breathe—seriously, I poked him in the eye with one of my legs, and then got him up the nose with another one—he snags my hand and pulls me toward the music.
We step from a marble foyer into a large living room with high ceilings, modern lighting, and Halloween decorations covering the walls. There’s enough food on the tables along one wall to feed an entire country, cobwebs strung between the lights, and a smoking punch bowl on the long counter between the living room and the kitchen.
The party’s crowded and already in full swing, with some people dancing, some standing in groups eating, and some having an arm-wrestling contest at a far table. Everyone’s in costume, and Nick tells me that while half the people are his teammates, Dax Gallagher from Half Cocked Heroes—yes, the rock band—is supposed to be around here somewhere, and there might be a few actors or actresses too. There are two blow-up dinosaurs that Nick tells me are probably Manning and Gracie. Tyler Jaeger’s working a blow-up costume of his own that makes him look like he’s riding a unicorn.
“Lost a bet,” Nick explains, then points to Connor Klein, who’s wearing an honest to god suit of armor and is only recognizable because his face shield is up.
I don’t see Zeus and Ares right away, which most likely means they’re not here yet, because they’d be impossible to miss if they were.
“Kami! Oh my dog, those costumes—Zeus is going to freak,” a feminine voice says from inside one of the T-Rex costumes.
Nick gives the dinosaur a hug. “Hey, Gracie. You lose some weight?”
The other T-Rex punches him in the arm. “You’ll kindly quit discussing my wife’s waistline,” a posh European accent informs him before turning to shake one of my legs. “And lovely of you to join us, Kami. Delighted to have you and all your spare appendages. If Murphy doesn’t watch it on the ice, he might need an extra appendage or three permanently attached to help him stop the puck.”
“He played fantastic last night,” I say, because even though they were in Colorado, of course I stayed up to watch.
With Felicity and Maren and Muffy.
Alina’s in California for one of the last few cities on her tour, because she has an even cooler job than Felicity and gets to travel for performances.
“He doesn’t need an extra appendage,” Felicity says behind us. “He needs an extra brain.”
She tries to fling an arm around me for a hug and ends up getting a leg in the eye too. She gives up and punches Nick lightly, because it’s apparently the thing to do. “I cannot believe you talked Kami into doing your dirty work for you.”
“It’s for Sugarbear,” I say.
Ares, playing a scantily-dressed and very chiseled Cupid with Loki on his shoulder to Felicity’s red-haired princess, is giving Nick a look like he’d better sleep with one eye open next road trip.