Things Liars Say (#ThreeLittleLies #1)(34)

Grey: Yes. Remind me again why you had to leave so early this morning?

Cal: Post-game team meeting from last night’s match. Of course I got my ass chewed out by at least four people. It wasn’t pretty. Coach called me a ‘cocksucking little prick’ at least twice.

Grey: That’s so horrible! What did you do???

Cal: He flew off the handle when I told him I didn’t play because I was getting my priorities straight.

Grey: Aww, Cal!

Cal: It also didn’t help that they got their asses handed to them, which of course is my fault because I wasn’t there.

Grey::( My poor baby. Is now the time I say I’m sorry?

Cal: You’re worth the ball busting. Trust me.

Grey: You say the sweetest things!!! What are you doing now?

Cal: Waiting for the guys. Short practice, the gym, then they want to grab pizza and beer or some shit. You?

Grey: Boxing up all the table decorations. Taking everything back to the sorority house for storage. Probably grab dinner and a movie with a few of my sisters. Saturday night, so they’ll want to go out.

Cal: Stay away from the ass grabbers.

Grey: There’s only one guy I want touching my backside, but he’s got plans tonight. I’ll do my best to stay away from the rest of them

Cal: You should probably wear a plastic garbage bag over your outfit. And a big hat. Ugly yourself up a bit.

Grey: LOL. Now who sounds jealous?

Cal: Me, dammit. I am.

Grey: Baby, haven’t you figured it out yet? I love you. You have nothing to be jealous of…





Grey: You downtown yet?

Cal: Not yet. Sitting here on the couch playing Xbox. Aaron and Tom are both in the bathroom bathing in the same cheap cologne.

Grey: Speaking of cologne, have I mentioned lately how good you smell?

Cal: No. Tell me again.

Grey: Amazing. You smell amazing. Like a clean, woodsy, sexy boyfriend. Mmm. Seriously yummy boyfriend.

Cal: I can’t f*cking believe I have a girlfriend.

Grey: It has its benefits.





Grey: This bar is packed. Not even fun.

Cal: What are you wearing?

Grey: A plastic garbage bag and a large floppy hat. I look really ugly. You?

Cal: Sunglasses, a baseball hat, and an old winter coat.

Grey: Perfect.

Cal: Remind me again why I’m out with these dipshits and not with you? Why are you there and not here? With me?

Grey: Because you’re a dumb boy.

Cal: Sounds about right.





Grey: Let’s play a game?

Cal: Fine. Beats watching these putzes make asses of themselves. I’m pulling up a barstool. Pick your poison.

Grey: 20 Questions. You start.

Cal: Hmmm. Um. Okay. Favorite Color

Grey: That’s your question? My favorite color is yellow. Yours? Also, next question: boxers or briefs?

Cal: My favorite color is—duh—grey. I prefer boxer briefs. Next question: Favorite spot to be kissed.

Grey: Thong. Favorite spot to be kissed: on the neck. Next question: Last thing you licked.

Cal: What the f*ck, Grey!

Grey: LOL. Answer the question.

Cal: Oh my God, woman, you’re killing me. Fine. My favorite spot to be kissed besides my pointing down there would be my chest. Last thing I licked? Beer foam.

Cal: Question 5. Um. Favorite spot for a first date?

Grey: Was that a hint? Cause if it was…

Grey: Wait. I have to play catch-up here. Last thing I licked: cupcake earlier today at the sorority house. Delicious. But not as delicious as you. Favorite spot for a first date? Out on the lake. Question: Last thing you WISH you’d licked.

Cal: Okay, that’s not fighting fair. You wanna play dirty, little girl? Fine. Last thing I wish I licked? You. All over. Tits, ass, everywhere.

Grey: Are you trying to shock me? Because it won’t work. You’ll have to do better than that.

Grey: Crap. Some guy just spilled beer all over my shoes. Running to wipe them off. BRB.

Cal: Seriously? NOW? Dammit.

Cal: …

Cal: ??? UGH!!

Grey: Okay, I’m back. Sorry, I know that was a total buzzkill. Last think I wish I’d licked? Your tattoo looks like I want my tongue on it. Next question is yours, slacker.

Cal: Alright. Favorite body part on the opposite sex (and I’m going to ignore the tongue on my tattoo comment because if I don’t, I’ll get hard.)

Grey: Question amended. Favorite body part on YOU. Your tight ass, specifically in those gray pants you wore to bed last night. I mean. Orgasmic. Seriously. Your abs are insane.

Cal: STOP. Just stop. You’re making me hard.

Grey: Yeah, well. I guess SOMEONE should have invited me to join him tonight and we could have taken care of that problem. Let’s call your hard-on a punishment for being too wussy to ask me out.

Cal: That’s hitting below the belt.

Grey: Below the belt. Mmm mmm… yum.

Cal: Knock that shit off. I’m in public. One of my teammates has been trying to steal my phone for the last ten minutes. Says I’m looking down at it like a horny bastard.

Grey: Are you?

Cal: Yes.





Cal: We never did finish that game of 20 Questions. Are you still up?

Grey: Yeah, we got home about 30 minutes ago.