The Twelve Days of Dash & Lily(4)

Along with Boomer’s jumping off board his boarding school, the new school year had brought a few surprises with it. Somewhat surprising was that my ex-girlfriend Sofia’s family had moved back to New York after swearing they’d never leave Barcelona again. Not at all surprising was the fact that while I was happy to see her, it was not in a my-ex-is-back-and-there’s-gonna-be-trouble way—we’d pretty much sorted that out the last time she’d visited. But it was SUPER SURPRISING when she started hanging out with Boomer…and hanging out with Boomer some more…and hanging out with him even more, so that before I could even wrap my head around the possibility, they were a thing. This was, in my mind, like taking the most expensive, finest cheese in the world and then melting it on a burger. I loved them both, in different ways, and seeing them together made my head hurt.

The last thing I wanted was to pop by Boomer’s workplace and find that Sofia was stopping by at the same time, so they could radiate their dating vibes throughout the greater metropolitan area. They were in their honeymoon period, and that made it awkward for those of us who’d left the honeymoon behind and had entered the part of the relationship where the moon waxes and wanes.

So it was with some relief that I found Boomer not with Sofia but with a family of seven, or eight, or nine—it was hard to tell, since the kids were running around so fast.

“This is the tree that was meant just for you,” he was telling the parents, as if he were some amazing tree whisperer and this tree had told him itself that their dining room was where it had always wanted to be.

“It’s so big,” the mom said. Probably imagining the pine-needle fallout all over her floor.

“It’s a bighearted tree, yes,” Boomer replied. “But that’s why you’re feeling such a connection to it.”

“It’s strange,” the dad said, “because I really am.”

The sale was completed. As he was swiping their credit card, Boomer spotted me and waved me over. I waited until the family was gone, mostly because I was afraid of stepping on one of the children.

“Man, you really got them pining,” I observed once I got to him.

Boomer looked confused. “Is that a Chris Pine reference? He is a handsome man, for sure, but I don’t think any of them looked like him.”

“Pine. Like tree.”

“Oh! Like Chris Pine playing a tree! That would be cool. He’s already so wooden! But not in a bad way!”

To Boomer, this thought process didn’t seem circuitous at all. Which was partly why I wondered how someone as direct as Sofia could be spending so much time with him.

“I need a tree for Lily. A really special tree.”

“You’re getting Lily a tree?”

“Yup. As a present.”

“I love that! Where are you getting it?”

“I was thinking here?”

“Oh yeah! Good idea!”

He started to look around, and as he did, he muttered something that sounded suspiciously like Oscar Oscar Oscar.

“Is Oscar one of your co-workers?” I asked.

“Do trees count as co-workers? I mean, they are with me all day long…and we have the most interesting conversations….”

“Oscar is one of the trees?”

“He’s the perfect tree.”

“Do all the trees have names?”

“Only the ones that share them with me. I mean, you can’t just ask. That would be invasive.”

He shoved aside at least a dozen trees to get to Oscar. And when he pulled Oscar out, he—it—looked like any other tree to me.

“This is it?” I asked.

“Wait for it, wait for it….”

Boomer lugged the tree away from its cohorts, toward the curb. The tree was easily a few feet taller than he was, but he carried it like it was no heavier than a magic wand. With a strange delicacy, he set it into a tree stand, and as soon as it was settled in, something happened—Oscar opened his arms and beckoned me under the streetlamp light.

Boomer was right. This was the tree.

“I’ll take it,” I said.

“Cool,” Boomer replied. “Do you want me to wrap it? Since it’s a gift?”

I assured him that a ribbon would suffice.

—

Catching a cab when you’re a teenage boy is hard enough. Catching a cab with a Christmas tree in tow is nigh impossible. So I ran some errands until Boomer’s shift was done, and together we wheeled Oscar over to Lily’s apartment in the East Village.

I hadn’t been there all that often in the past year. Lily said it was so her grandfather wouldn’t be bothered, but I thought it was more because I’d be adding one more element to the chaos. Her parents had been around more than they’d been in years—which should have helped her out immeasurably but instead seemed to have given her two more people to take care of.

It was Langston who opened the door, and the minute he saw me and Boomer with the tree, he said, “Whoa! Whoa! WHOA!” so loudly that I thought Lily had to be home and within hearing distance. But then he told me she and Grandpa were out at a checkup. His parents were out because it was a Saturday, and why would such social people be home on a Saturday? So it was just the three of us…and Oscar.

As we set him up on his perch in the living room, I tried not to notice how under the weather the apartment appeared, as if it had spent the last month or so coughing up dust and discolor. I knew the way this family worked, and I knew this meant Grandpa had been out of commission and Lily had been distracted. They’d always been the true guardians of the place.