The Failing Hours (How to Date a Douchebag #2)(18)

Violet: You when you’re trying to be badass but your phone autocorrects to ducking.

Zeke: Shit, I didn’t even notice.

Violet: Okay, so, play date…how about bowling?

Zeke: God no.

Violet: What about painting pottery at one of those fun studios—the kids would LOVE THAT.

Zeke: Are you fucking serious?

Violet: I’m trying to be helpful!

Zeke: It’s a no.

Zeke: I said I’d play date; I never said I’d play nice.

Violet: Okay, how about the zoo?

Zeke: I would literally rather have my balls sliced off with a dull knife.



It takes her four minutes to respond to that, and I smirk, imagining her face is bright red to the roots of that light blonde hair.



Violet: It’s warm enough outside for the zoo—we should try to take advantage while we can.

Zeke: No to the zoo. Next.

Violet: Um…

Zeke: Try again, you’re doing great so far.

Violet: They have dollar movies and dollar popcorn at the Cineplex on Tuesdays and Thursdays when they show old movies.

Zeke: Which theater does that?

Violet: The little one on Main. I think Fantastic Beasts is playing?

Zeke: Then afterward, you can go ahead and shoot me?



Her next text takes an entire eight minutes.



Violet: I’m going to be honest with you, even if it makes me uncomfortable talking about it—I think you should know these kids come from really low-income families and they get to go to the movies almost NEVER

Zeke: I’m not sitting through a flipping cartoon.

Violet: It’s not a cartoon. It’s kind of like Harry Potter.

Zeke: …which I have not seen.

Violet: I’m going to pretend you didn’t just say that.

Zeke: Well have you seen the complete Star Wars trilogy?

Violet: Uh. NO.

Violet: Okay, what about a trampoline park?

Zeke: No offense Violet, but your ideas suck.

Violet: Really? I thought FOR SURE you were going to bite on that one…

Zeke: Wait. Did you say trampoline park?

Violet: One just opened in the industrial park off McDermott.

Zeke: Fine.



Her texts stop again. I wait a few minutes.



Violet: Was that a YES to the trampoline park?

Zeke: If there are actual tramps there, then it was a yes.

Violet: Haha, very funny.

Zeke: I thought so.

Violet: That is EXCELLENT! They’re going to be so excited!

Zeke: I too am thrilled beyond my wildest dreams, but not shouty caps thrilled.

Violet: Oh hey, Zeke?

Zeke: What.

Violet: Just a gentle reminder, don’t forget to get permission from Kyle’s mom.

Zeke: Peachy. I’ll get right on that.





Zeke




In the end, I didn’t forget to message Kyle’s mom. In fact, it was the one thing I didn’t fuck up this week, and Krystal Jones was ecstatic that I was taking Kyle to do something he rarely gets to do.

Be a kid.

Have fun.

Play somewhere she normally can’t afford to take him.

The conversation was awkward. Made me feel…like an over-privileged asshole…which I’ll admit to being, through no fault of my own. I didn’t choose to have wealthy parents, just like Kyle didn’t choose to have a deadbeat, piece-of-shit absentee father. His mom works her ass off and they still have no money.

But whatever.

Not my problem.

Not really.

Instead of dwelling on it, I shift my focus to Violet, who’s standing next to a tall blue trampoline, still wearing her fall coat.

I eyeball her skeptically. “Aren’t you going to take off your shoes and shit and bounce? Let’s go, chop chop.”

“I haven’t decided yet.”

“Are you fucking serious right now?”

She’s fiddling with the front of her jacket, nimble fingers tugging on the silver zipper pull, gently wrenching up.

I sigh. “Yes or no, Violet.”

“I…” She stops to take a deep breath and I know it’s because she’s determined not to stutter. “I don’t think I’m planning on it.”

“This was your idea. I’m not trampolining by myself with those cretins. Have you seen some of the little psychopaths they let loose out there?” She glances around me at the kids already jumping—a dozen little humans all riding that sugar high. “No fucking way are you abandoning me.”

“Would you please, please watch your mouth in front of the kids?” she all but hisses.

I glance around to pinpoint the exact location of Summer and Kyle; they’re a safe distance away, on the ground, untying their shoes and placing them in cubbies. Verdict: they’re in no danger of any profanity that might come flying out of my mouth.

“Are you trying to change the subject?”

“No, Zeke, if I was trying to change the subject, I-I’d ask you to help me with my zipper. It’s stuck.” Her mouth tips down into a frown. “I’m stuck.”

My eyes shoot from her pouty pink lips to her pink jacket, down to the slender fingers with those purple nails pinching the silver pull and tugging to no avail.