Rich and Pretty(54)



Sarah shrugged. “A night out with friends, it’s not exactly meeting the parents, Lauren.”

“Baby steps, Sarah. They’re not all Dan. Some guys, they get spooked.”

“Men.” Sarah rolled her eyes. “God. What if it’s a boy?”

They both laughed.



Lauren likes clothes, but Lauren hates shopping. Why does it make you so tired? The small talk with salespeople, the visual stimulus, the chemical, perfumed smell of department stores or the bouquet of the boutique: flickering fig candles and the proprietress’s takeout, somewhere backstage. There’s never anywhere to sit, unless you’re trying on shoes. It’s a bore.

Of course, she’d swallowed this, fought it, not mentioned it, and gone with Sarah to that appointment at Bergdorf’s. Then another, for good measure, at a smaller salon downtown, then a second appointment at Bergdorf’s. She’s due to go back with her again, for the second fitting. Sarah’s had to confess the pregnancy to the seamstress. The seamstress has seen it all. It comes with the territory. The dress is the right one, though: long but not trailing (what was the sense in that?), sexy but not whorish, modest but not dowdy, modern but not boxy, romantic but not ridiculous. Standing on that little velveteen-covered cube, spinning around, the three-way mirror reflecting her a thousand times over, Sarah looks like a bride, Sarah looks as she should, Sarah looks pretty.

Today: more shopping, and on this, the first sunny day in March, that first day you sense that spring isn’t a delusion but an eventuality. They should be strolling down the West Side on that path overlooking the river, the one that leads to her favorite underattended movie theater in Manhattan. They should buy the paper and then only read the Week in Review and the magazine. They should stop at a diner and order french fries for no reason. That’s the point Lauren and Rob have reached in the relationship; they are not at the clothes-shopping point in the relationship, but here they are.

Rob says he could use a suit. He’s only got one, and it’s harder to button the jacket than it should be. She worries that he’s going to think of her, annoyed, when he’s reckoning with this thousand dollars on his Citibank card. This is about Sarah’s wedding, naturally.

“I like this one?” He sounds unconvinced. The salesman has pinned the pants’ unfinished hem up under itself on his left leg, so they can see how it’ll look. The suit is black, and it looks the same as every other suit he’s tried. They’re all the same, suits; isn’t that the point?

“It’s great,” she says. “It’s the shirt and tie that will make it, I think.”

“And the shoes,” Rob adds. The salesman at the previous store had said this, noting, disapprovingly, Rob’s mottled winter boots.

Later, at his place, the suit paid for and sent away in the stern, capable hands of the Russian woman who will finish the pants and bring the cuffs up at the wrists, Lauren takes off her shoes, curls into a comfortable spot on his bed, watching as he moves around the room, disposing of his new purchases. He moves without a hint of consciousness, with something like grace, a quality you rarely observe in a man. But then this is his room, his home. It’s like watching a chef in his kitchen, an artist in his studio, watching Rob tear little plastic tags off the shirt and ties (he bought three, he said he needed them anyway), slip collar stays out of their tiny pockets.

She’s seen worse boy apartments than Rob’s. It’s true that the sofa is actually a futon, but it’s not too horribly ugly, and the futon has been pressed into service as a sofa because Rob has a real bed, or, actually, a queen-size mattress, on top of a box spring, sitting on the floor. The bedroom is too small, he tells her, to get a bed in there. She thinks the mattress on the floor gives the apartment a bohemian vibe. Rob’s tidy and has been thoughtful about certain things, like stashing the plastic-wrapped quartet of toilet paper rolls inside a closet rather than leaving the whole thing sitting out on the floor of the bathroom. She’d once known a guy—twice f*cked a guy—named Jesse whose bathroom floor had been sodden and sticky with what she could only assume was urine, flicked off his and his roommate’s dicks and left to molder on the linoleum. There’s a fuzz of dust under the bookcase, but the books are tidy and organized. Rob’s apartment has gestures that imply the homey: a vintage poster for a Smiths record, framed, on the living room wall, a striped throw pillow on the futon, a reasonably sized television. There are no video games, she noted the first time she went to his home. A lot of men she has known still play video games.

“You’re okay with this, right? The suit, the shoes, f*ck, you didn’t have to buy the shoes.”

“I’m okay with it, Lauren. Stop asking.”

“It’s just a lot of money.” It’s a considerable sum, but she’s long been in the habit of spending impulsively. Now, those impulses are a little easier to justify. The raise wasn’t much, not when you stretch it out over twenty-six paychecks, but it is something, and Mary-Beth has said something about a bonus. Lauren’s trying to look at it from his perspective, though.

Now he’s just tidying up. He shakes a crumpled sweater out, lays it on the bed, folds it. “It’s fine. It’s a work thing. Dress for the job you want, and so on.” Rob grins, more to himself than her. “Besides, I want to look awesome at this wedding.”

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