Rendezvous With Yesterday (The Gifted Ones #2)(8)
“I know not what a reenactment group is, nor a paramedic for that matter. I am Lord Robert, Earl of Fosterly. And these are—”
“Look,” she gritted, raw nerves and fear for Josh’s safety rapidly eroding her patience as she regained her breath, “now is not the time to be stubborn, okay? I realize you guys are supposed to stay in character, and that sometimes you can be really anal about that kind of thing, but this is an emergency. How far are we from wherever it is you meet with everyone?”
“If you mean Fosterly,” he said in his remarkably authentic accent, “’tis almost a day’s ride from here.”
Yeah, right. So was Florida.
Her fists clenched. “Damn it, this is serious! Quit screwing around!”
The fourth man—blondish-brown hair and chiseled jaw—bristled. “’Tis the Earl of Fosterly you address, girl. ’Twould be wise to—”
“Michael,” the leader interrupted softly. “She is injured and likely out of her head with fever.”
“I am not out of my head,” she snapped. “I’m just trying to get some answers from you!”
“And we have given you them.”
Beth paused and drew in a deep breath to calm herself. “Okay. I don’t know what game you are playing, but let us put that on hold for a minute and just take a step back. I am standing here, covered in blood, asking for your help.” Plucking at her sticky jacket, she fanned it a few times. “This is not fake, okay? This isn’t studio blood. It isn’t Karo syrup mixed with food coloring, or whatever else it is you use in your fake tournaments and reenactment wars. It is human blood. It’s my blood. And Josh is still out there somewhere”—she motioned wildly to the forest around them—“either bleeding to death or killing himself trying to find me. And that is if the damned criminals we were hunting didn’t have any friends. I passed out right after the second one went down.”
As one, the men drew their swords, startling her into stumbling back a few steps.
“You were attacked by criminals in this forest?” the leader demanded.
She swallowed. Holy crap, they looked fierce. “Yes. No. Nay, I…” She shook her head. “Josh and I are bounty hunters. We were down here looking for two bail jumpers—Kingsley and Vergoma. But something went wrong and, to make a long story short, they shot me, then shot Josh and—”
“Shot?” the redhead interrupted.
“With arrows?” the man with the graying temples interrupted.
“What?” Beth asked.
“You said they shot you,” the older man said. “Do you mean with arrows?”
“With bullets, Einstein.”
“I am Sir Stephen, not—”
“I don’t care what your freaking name is!” she shouted. Knowing that every minute these guys insisted on furthering their medieval knight roles, Josh could be slipping closer to death, Beth just lost it.
Robert stared at the woman in silence whilst she paced and bellowed her frustration in her peculiar tongue. When she spoke slowly, he could glean her meaning. But the angrier she grew, the more she slipped into that foreign language he could not understand, so he could only grasp a few words here or there.
“Josh could be dying! And you’re sitting up there, pretending we’re in freaking Medieval England or something! What the hell are you thinking? I…”
She seemed to believe they toyed with her in some way. But they had done naught but try to understand and help her.
He studied her carefully.
She was obviously gravely wounded. Delirious. Possibly nigh death.
Despite her assurances otherwise, the woman must truly be out of her head. Many of the words and phrases she used were unfamiliar to him. All but a few that he thought might be mispronunciations of epithets. And those increased in frequency as her agitation grew.
’Twas not just her speech that was odd, though. Her appearance confounded him as well. She was garbed in pale blue breeches, which hugged her slender legs down to her ankles, and a strange dark blue tunic that parted down the middle, revealing a shorter black tunic beneath it. Brown boots encased her small feet. A large knife was strapped to her right thigh. An empty leather pouch of some sort clung to the belt on her left hip. A similar pouch hung beneath her left arm. That one was filled with the weapon (at least, he assumed ’twas a weapon) that she had initially pointed at them, believing them a threat.
Her long, brown, disheveled braid dangled down her back almost to her waist. Dirt smudged her face. Blood coated her chin and cheeks, either coughed up or vomited he guessed from his experience on the battlefield. And most of her clothing was completely saturated with the crimson liquid.
What injuries had she sustained? Who had done this to her?
His fists clenched. And on his land?
Dismounting, he motioned for the others to join him.
Her words halted. Her expression lit with inspiration. “Hey, do any of you have a sellfone?”
He frowned. A sellfone? What was a sellfone?
“A what?” Michael asked beside him.
“A sellfone. I promise I will reimburse you if you’ll let me use it.”
All four regarded her blankly.
“Oh, come on! Everyone has one.”
Silence.
“Seriously? None of you have a sellfone?” she asked incredulously. Then she clapped a palm to her forehead. “Wait! I have one in my backpack. I totally forgot about it.” Spinning around, she took off running back the way she had come.