Cheater (Curious Liaisons #1)(38)

“Oh!” The waiter beamed at us. “What are we celebrating?”

“My son!” My dad wiped a tear from his cheek. “He’s getting married to this terrific young woman!”

It was Avery’s turn to choke.

There was nothing else I could do—just pat her back and then, when she looked at me with horror-stricken eyes, slide my hand under the table and squeeze her knee with force, all the while smiling through my clenched teeth. “I. Hate. You.”

“Feeling’s mutual.” She grinned and then slapped me lightly on the cheek.

“Oh, Bill, just look at that.” Mom sighed dreamily. “Didn’t I always tell you they were perfect for each other?”

My dad gave an eloquent grunt and shooed the waiter away, most likely to grab the most expensive champagne on the menu.

“You did.” Dad reached for his water. “I believe on several occasions you told Lucas he was marrying the wrong Black sister.”

They were being kind.

Helpful.

In their own sick, psychotic way.

Because from their end of the table, everything looked fine—I was finally with the right Black girl, the girl they’d loved all along. The girl whose soccer games they’d cheered at.

Avery finally spoke. “Um, I think you misunderstood.” Her eyes were wide with panic. She looked exactly how I felt.

When I had left Marysville for a job in the city, she was left to deal with the ramifications of my actions. She’d suddenly gone from being a part of my family to . . . nothing. Oh, my mom still gave Avery birthday presents every year.

Not that I was supposed to know about it.

But the fact that my parents were even offering that little olive branch made my chest hurt.

I pinched Avery’s thigh and shook my head.

My parents were silent.

And because my mom believed herself to be a bit of a psychic, she slammed a hand over her mouth before exclaiming, “YOU’RE HAVING LUCAS’S BABY!”

“Oh dear God.” I looked for a quick exit, and at one point even contemplated sliding under the table and pulling all the screws free so it would slam on my face and knock me unconscious.

“NO!” Avery shouted just as loud as my mother had. Shit, I could just see the wheels in her head turning. She always was a fixer, and there was no doubt in my mind she was trying to find a quick way to fix everything while still making me look like the golden son. Avery had to have heard how strained my relationship with my parents had been over the years—it’s not like the tension was a secret. Why? Why do that for me? I’d only asked her to dinner, not to save me. And yet there she was, about to do exactly that. Or at least try, anyway. “No, no, no, you, um, see.” Yeah, good luck getting out of this one. She looked to me for help.

I shrugged and took a long drink of water.

After all, this scenario existed because she’d opened her big fat mouth in front of my sister, and there was literally nothing I could do other than watch the train wreck.

“Oh, do go on, sweetheart.” I winked.

After glaring at me, she snapped her attention back to my parents and stage-whispered. “Sorry, I’m not pregnant. But I do have a question—not to get too personal, but does ED run in the family?”

I choked on an ice cube while she slapped me on the back, then started rubbing.

“She’s joking!” My voice was hoarse. “She’s kidding, she’s—”

“Oh, honey.” My mom’s voice was grave. “Do you think it’s because of . . .” Her voice lowered, as did her head, like she was getting ready to finish the thought under the table. “. . . you know, the accident?” She pointed at my crotch.

I would probably never get an erection again.

Thanks, Avery.

I waved all future sexual encounters good-bye and stomped as hard as I could on Avery’s foot.

She burst out laughing and reached for a piece of bread. “It’s been so fun catching up, I’m so glad we did this.”

“I hope you choke on that bread,” I said through clenched teeth, whispering against her neck like I was nuzzling her instead of contemplating wrapping my fingers around her porcelain skin and giving a little squeeze.

“Do I know about this accident, Patty?” Avery just had to ask.

And Mom, being Mom, just had to answer. “Oh, he was such a small boy.”

“Still is.” Avery said under her breath.

I squeezed her knee again. She gave a little yelp and stole the bread right off my plate.

“Thief,” I whispered.

“Liar,” she countered.

“Well, it’s the damnedest thing,” Mom continued, completely oblivious to the war zone across from her. “He just loved that little game where you drop the game pieces down the slots and they line up—you know, the one with the holes.” Mom waved her hand in the air.

Our waiter approached.

Thank God.

“Here is our most recent favorite, nominated for its clear taste and . . .”

I tuned him out and shared a look of pure evil with Avery.

“You wanna play, little girl?” I cupped her cheek with my hand, using my thumb to flick her lower lip. “I’ll play.”

“Bring a cup.” She winked.

The waiter filled my champagne glass, and Avery’s attention was back on my mom. “Are you talking about Connect Four?”