Bitter Blood (The Morganville Vampires #13)(51)

“Uh-oh,” Shane murmured, and then put on a cheerful smile. “So, Mikey, what up? Because this looks like more than just a ‘how was your day’ kind of discussion.”

“We needed to talk about something,” Eve said. She looked nervous, and—for Eve—she’d dressed super plainly, just a black shirt and jeans, not a single skull or shiny thing in evidence, except for the subtle glimmer of her wedding ring. “Sorry, guys. Sit down.”

“You first,” Shane said as Claire dumped her backpack with a heavy clunk by the wall. Michael exchanged a look with Eve, and then sat beside her on the old velvet sofa, while Claire settled in the armchair and Shane leaned on the top of it, his hand on her shoulder. “If we’re playing guessing games, I’m going to go with—you’re pregnant. Wait, can you be? I mean, can the two of you…?”

Eve flinched and avoided looking at the two of them. “That’s not it,” she said, and bit her lip. She twisted her wedding ring in agitation, and then finally said, “We’ve been talking about getting our own place, guys. Not because we don’t love you, we do, but—”

“But we need our own space,” Michael said. “I know it seems weird, but for us to feel really together, married, we need to get some time to ourselves, and you know how it is here; we’re all in one another’s business here.”

“And there’s only one bathroom,” Eve said mournfully. “I really need a bathroom.”

Claire had suspected it was coming, but that didn’t make it feel any better. She instinctively reached up for Shane’s hand, and his fingers closing over hers made her feel a little steadier. She’d gotten so used to the idea of the four of them together, always together, that hearing Michael talk about moving stirred up feelings she’d thought she’d outgrown…feelings that hadn’t been on her radar since she’d first walked in the door of the Glass House.

She suddenly felt vulnerable, alone, and rejected. She felt homesick, even though she was home, because home wasn’t the way she’d left it this morning.

“We want you to be happy,” Claire managed to say. Her voice sounded small and a little hurt, and she didn’t mean it that way, not at all. “But you can’t move out—it’s your house, Michael. I mean, it’s the Glass House. And you two are…Glass. We’re not.”

“Screw that,” Shane said immediately. “Sure, I want you two crazy kids to be happy, but you’re talking about busting up something that’s good, really good, and I don’t like it, and I’m not going to be all noble and pretend I do. Together, we’re strong—you’ve said that yourself, Michael. Now all of a sudden you want more privacy? Dude, that’s about as logical as Let’s split up in a horror movie!”

Michael gave him a look as he finished buttoning his shirt. “I think it’s pretty obvious privacy’s an issue.”

“Not if you don’t decide to get crazy in a room without a locking door. Or, you know, a door.”

“It’s just that we were waiting on you guys, and we were nervous, and…it just happened,” Eve said. “And we’re married. We have the right to get crazy if we want to. Anywhere. At any time.”

“Okay, I get that,” Shane said. “Hell, I’d like a little spontaneous sexytime, too, but is it worth putting us all in danger? Because Morganville ain’t safe, guys. You know that. You go out of this house, or make us leave it, and something is going to happen. Something bad.”

“Have you taken up Miranda’s fortune-telling?” Eve asked. “I could say something about crystal balls….”

“Don’t need a psychic friend to tell me it’s nasty out there and bound to get worse. Michael, you’re on Team Vampire. Are you saying you don’t think it’s going toxic with Amelie and Oliver in charge?”

Michael didn’t try to answer that one, because he couldn’t; they’d all agreed on it already.

Eve jumped in, instead. “We could get a house in the vampire quarter,” she said. “Free. It’s part of Michael’s citizenship in town. It wouldn’t be a problem except—”

“Except that you’d be living in Vamp Central, and the only thing with a pulse in a couple of square blocks, surrounded by people who think of you as an attractively shaped plasma container?” Shane asked. “Problem. Oh, another problem: Mikey, you said yourself that being around us, meaning all of us, helped you cope with your instincts. Now you’re talking about isolating yourselves with a bunch of also-deads. Not smart, man. It’ll make you more vamp, and it’ll put Eve in more danger, too.”

“I never said we were moving to the vampire quarter,” Michael said. “Eve was just pointing out we could, not that we would. We could find something else, something close. The old Profit place is still for sale down the street. Amelie gave me a bequest, so I’ve got money to put down.”

“Michael…We are not moving into that pit,” Eve said. It sounded like an old argument. “It smells like cat urine and old-man clothes, and it’s so ancient, it makes this place look like the house of the future. I don’t think it has phone lines, never mind Internet. Might as well live in a cardboard box.”

“Always an option,” Shane said cheerfully. “And you’d have a huge bathroom. Like, the entire world.”