Bitter Blood (The Morganville Vampires #13)(26)

“We can’t let that be the way things go,” Claire said earnestly. “We have to get people together to demand a free and fair election, counted by humans.”

“You have an impressive amount of crazy in that head. How exactly would you do that? Because I guarantee you, if you set up a Facebook page, they’ll kill it before you can refresh the screen. And don’t even think about Twitter.”

It was true; the vampires had a headlock on the electronic communications in town, and that stumped Claire for a moment. “Old school,” she said finally. “Captain Obvious is still around, right?” Captain Obvious was a little like the Spartacus of Morganville…. He was the guy in charge of organizing and leading the human resistance, in whatever form it took. Captain Obvious as an individual usually didn’t last long, but a new one was always waiting in the wings.

“Well, in theory, I guess,” Eve said. “Last one ran for it before the barriers went back up around town. Last I heard, though, there was nobody in charge of the human underground anymore, so it’s pretty much done for…not that it ever made any difference in the first place. Bunch of disorganized losers, mostly. Well, except for that one time they saved our lives. But if he’s still around, maybe he’s the one sending us the die-already notices, so maybe not an asset.”

Claire blinked and sipped the hot cocoa Eve handed her. Nobody was in line behind her, so she lingered at the counter. “The old Captain Obvious was outed, anyway. Everybody knew who he was. What if there was a new one? A secret one?”

“Sweetie, I’m pretty sure I’d have heard. I hear everything.” But Claire wasn’t listening now; her brain was firing off a chain of brilliant, random flashes, putting things together, planning—until Eve snapped fingers in front of her eyes and she realized Eve was saying something along the lines of Earth to whatever planet you’re circling.

“Sorry,” Claire said. She smiled slowly. “I think I’ve got it.”

“Swine flu? The answer to cold fusion? An aneurysm?”

“How do we get vampires not to ignore the results of the election?”

“You can’t.”

“Unless the results are what they want to see,” Claire said. “Then they’d just announce them, right? They wouldn’t bother to fake anything.”

“True.” Eve was eyeing her doubtfully. Very doubtfully. “What the hell are you thinking, CB?”

“We write in someone who is exactly what they want: a human connected to an old Morganville family. But one who isn’t afraid to get in the faces of the vamps.”

“Okay, maybe we need to walk this backward, because you’re not making any sense at all,” Claire said, and held Eve’s stare for long enough that she saw the light begin to—kind of dreadfully—dawn. “Shane?” her best friend said, and covered her ink blue lips with one pale hand. “You can’t run Shane for mayor. Come on! Shane’s the exact opposite of political!”

“I’m not talking about him,” Claire interrupted. “But there’s somebody else in this town who’s perfectly qualified. And perfectly unqualified at the same time. And if anyone knows about causing chaos in this town, it’s her.”

Silence. Dead, utter silence. Eve blinked, blinked again, and finally said, “What?”

But Claire was already walking away, humming softly under her breath, feeling for the first time in months that she had something actually going the right way in Morganville.

Ironic, really.





FOUR





CLAIRE




True to her word, Monica came to the gym ready to work, which was a bit of a shocker; Claire hardly recognized her. No makeup. Dark hair tied back in a plain, thick ponytail. Okay, the tight workout gear was still name brand, and her athletic shoes had a basketball star’s name on them, but this was definitely Monica unplugged.

And she was shockingly good at punching things. Even Shane was impressed, after about two minutes of watching her hit the heavy bag with a flurry of well-placed jabs, elbows, and kicks.

“She’s not bad,” Shane admitted as Monica continued to pummel the target. “Good form. Hell of a right.”

“Yeah, she got it beating up other kids, didn’t she?”

Shane sent her a slightly embarrassed look. “I’m all for peace and love, babe, but I’m just talking technique, here.” He went back to studying Monica with calm assessment, arms folded. “She’s been working on it.”

She had, no doubt about it. When Monica finished on the heavy bag after the required five minutes, panting and sweating, she sent Shane a triumphant look as she swigged some water. “See?” she said. “Not bad, right?”

“Don’t get cocky,” he said. “Hey, Aliyah? Got a minute?” He gestured to a tall, rangy girl who was shadow punching in the corner. She turned, and her dark eyes fell on Monica, and widened. “Monica needs a sparring partner.”

“Wait,” Monica said, and turned to him. “I thought you were—”

“I’m the sensei here, and you fight who I say you’ll fight,” Shane said, with entirely too much relish.

“But she—”

“Problem, Monica?” His smile was brutal, and Monica pressed her lips into a thin line and shook her head. She walked to the roped-off sparring area as Aliyah took her place inside.